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Tell Her Favorite True Story About Her Father
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Hey gopwinsin04,
I saw the awesome graphic on your homepage. Can I use it when I link to this famous speech? Thanks.
Posted on 07/30/2004 7:25:22 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
In a prime time address to the Democratic National Convention and millions of Americans at home, Alexandta Kerry stepped to the microphone Thursday night with a mission: Help humanize her father, a man plagued with descriptives such as 'aloof' and 'distant.'
The younger Kerry told how, when they were youngsters, her sister Vanessa has insisted on taking her pet hampster on the family vacation.
While the family was on the dock waiting for a boat to pick them up, the family's golden retriever became tangled in its leash and bumped the hampster cage, knocking it into the water.
As the cage sank beneath the waves, Alexandra continued, her father--the future Democratic nominee for president--'grabbed an oar, fished the cage from the water, hunched over the soggy hampster and began to administer CPR.'
'There were some reports of mouth to mouth, but I admit it's probably a trick of memory', Alexandra said.
He was never quite right after that, but Licorice lived.'
(Excerpt) Read more at mercurynews.com ...
True. Had that experience with Hampsters and my son.
Did he get a medal for this?
Rush had right on Friday with the new theme song for Kerry & Co. Since their theme is "Help is on the Way", the old theme song by the Sandpipers for the cartoon show "Mighty Mouse" is perfect.
Check out this link for the Mighty Mouse theme song and Rush's comments: http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_073004/content/john_f_kerry_stack_2.member.html
Did he get a medal for that, too? If not, why not? He appears to get medals even for masturbating too vigorously.
Sure, no problem.
The man servant is also known in certain circles to make delectable peanut butter sandwiches without the crust.
The Navy Hamster Cross should be awarded to the man servant but Kerry will be happy to accept on his behalf since he is only a man servant and Kerry is well Kerry.
"At least the Kerry campaign is entertaining" bump
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