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The Zelig/kerry count is at four and counting
Fox News | July 30, 2004 | self

Posted on 07/30/2004 5:30:21 AM PDT by jmaroneps37

Like Woody Allen's " Leonard Zelig", a character who "physically becomes" like those around him ( his lips get thick around Blacks, his eyes go almond shape around Asians) John Kerry also seems to "become physically" like whomever he is with. So far we have four solid Zelig/Kerry sightings: 1) With real Catholics in Iowa Zelig/Kerry temporarily became one, when he proclaimed " I believe life begins at conception." 2)With the NAACP, Zelig/Kerry became John Carlos and gave the Black power fist up salute. 3) With real astronauts, Zelig/Kerry became one and wondered are the Space Center in a space suit looking like a sperm and not a man. 4) With so many movie stars at the Democrat convention, Zelig/Kerry became a movie actor, staring in his own video complete with re takes. Just like Leonard, these episodes don't last very long. The fact is that neither has a real personality and must constantly search for one. Both are empty.


TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: dncconvention; kerry; kerryzelig
Please feel free to add to the count as we watch Zelig/kerry for the next three months.
1 posted on 07/30/2004 5:30:22 AM PDT by jmaroneps37
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To: jmaroneps37

I am most offended by the media's lack of comment on the Black Power salute, which Kerry seems to use at every appearance these days.

I believe it is because the dominant media are fully part of his election team, and they are extremely complicit in exacerbating racial divides in our country. I really believe that they are hoping for civil "unrest" if the African-Americans are "robbed" of their candidate reaching the White House "again." Charlie Rangel even ended his speech this week by saying "Let the Revolution begin."


2 posted on 07/30/2004 5:39:25 AM PDT by maica (Hitlary says; "We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good"...)
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To: jmaroneps37

With hunters, Kerry described crawling on his belly with his trusty shotgun while hunting deer.

With Iowans, Kerry described the joy and pride of looking backwards from the tractor he was riding on, at the plowed field stretching behind them which was the result of the driver's labor.


3 posted on 07/30/2004 5:44:43 AM PDT by Montaignes Cat
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To: jmaroneps37

Just wait until the pubbies unleash on him at their convention.


4 posted on 07/30/2004 5:48:53 AM PDT by no dems (Stupid people get on my nerves; for real.)
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To: jmaroneps37
1) With real Catholics in Iowa Zelig/Kerry temporarily became one, when he proclaimed " I believe life begins at conception."

2)With the NAACP, Zelig/Kerry became John Carlos and gave the Black power fist up salute.

3) With real astronauts, Zelig/Kerry became one and wondered are the Space Center in a space suit looking like a sperm and not a man.

4) With so many movie stars at the Democrat convention, Zelig/Kerry became a movie actor, staring in his own video complete with re takes.

5 posted on 07/30/2004 5:53:01 AM PDT by BillyBoy (George Ryan deserves a long term...without parole.)
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6 posted on 07/30/2004 5:57:14 AM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
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To: jmaroneps37

Actually, Ketchup Boy's salute reminded me of Johnny Carson's Floyd R. Turbo, 'Mericun...


7 posted on 07/30/2004 6:05:33 AM PDT by mhking (John Kerry & Al Gore: Cut from the same tree.)
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To: maica
I am most offended by the media's lack of comment on the Black Power salute, which Kerry seems to use at every appearance these days.

That's only incidentally the "Black Power" salute. It is the Communist salute from way before the 1960s.

8 posted on 07/30/2004 6:08:32 AM PDT by Salman
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To: jmaroneps37

SHAPESHIFTER ALERT!!!!!!


9 posted on 07/30/2004 6:16:44 AM PDT by SavageRepublican (everything I own is covered in cat hair)
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To: BillyBoy

Well done.


10 posted on 07/30/2004 6:24:30 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: BillyBoy

Phony baloney John Kerry doing his Buddhist greeting

11 posted on 07/30/2004 6:29:51 AM PDT by dennisw (Once is Happenstance. Twice is Coincidence. The third time is Enemy action. - Ian Fleming)
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I knew if I threw it out to Freepers I'd get some more examples that I missed.
Zelig/Kerry "becoming" a hunter.
Zelig/Kerry "becoming" a Buddist.
and I forgot, Zelig/Kerry "becoming" a Red Sox baseball fan.
That's seven. Let's revisit this periodically.


12 posted on 07/30/2004 8:47:58 AM PDT by jmaroneps37 ( Kerry's not "one of us": catholicsagainstkerry.com. needs your help.)
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Whenever he meets a desperately lonely female billionaire, he becomes a billionaire too!


13 posted on 07/30/2004 8:50:59 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: no dems

I wonder if the video of John Heinz ridiculing John Kerry for his flip flops, at a Lincoln Day event in PA, two weeks before he died is around anywhere. It would make a great ad.


14 posted on 07/30/2004 8:54:22 AM PDT by Eva
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To: dead

Wonder if the Ketchup B!tch made his sign a pre-nup?


15 posted on 07/30/2004 9:01:37 AM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: nutmeg; zelig

Just noticed this...


16 posted on 08/01/2004 3:42:33 AM PDT by Clemenza
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