[wagglebee]

No need to watch this crap.

[wagglebee]

an America where we are all in the same boat. I really don't want to be in that boat.

[SheLion]

I just peeked in on the Rats Convention just in time to see them introducing all the Vets that support Kerry.
I thought there were only THREE!

There is a whole SLEW of them on stage!! Does anyone know what gives with this?????????? I am so depressed!

[Nachum]

Mr. Kerry, you're no Reagan.

[Keith in Iowa]

>>No need to watch this crap.

I bet it's even worse to watch...reading it made me want to claw my eyes out.

[Shermy]

On one occasion, I rode my bike into Soviet East Berlin.

That couldn't have been easy. Something more...probably collecting "orders".

[John Thornton]

Twelve mentions of "strong" from this weakling.

[Route66]

This sounds like a reworked Bush speech.

[BigDaddyTX]

Please see
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1181323/posts?page=1

For details on "Help is on the way" ripped from Cheney's
2000 acceptance speech.

[Physicist]

tl;dr

[savedbygrace]

This doesn't seem like a 55 minute speech.

[Right_Handed_Writer]

When flags were hanging from front porches all across America

I still see flags flying on front porches in my neighborhood. That way I can tell who the Republicans are.

[WillT]

Notice the long list of accomplishments in the Senate - wow, this guy has been on top of things for the last 19 years !!! lol He reached across the aisle to John McCain to find POWS !!! That was at least 10 years ago, as was the COPS program, which was Clinton's plan. Nice resume John !!! lol

[mak5]

This is really weak. It reads like he did write it himself, and it isn't going to help him at all. As for the election and the upcoming debates, in the words of John Kerry, "bring it on!"

[bayourod]

Kerry knows the words to "optimism", he just can't get the tune right.

[sheik yerbouty]

"T'is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing"

[tbpiper]

As President, I will wage this war with the lessons I learned in war.

He'll fight it for four months, get three owies, quit, and then campaign for Osama.

[Radix]

Iam proud that at my side will be a running mate whose life is the story of the American dream and who's worked every day to make that dream real for all Americans - Senator John Edwards of North Carolina. And his wonderful wife Elizabeth and their family. This son of a mill worker is ready to lead - and next January, Americans will be proud to have a fighter for the middle.....

I am reading this BS before he actually says it, amazing!

[xzins]

I will be a commander in chief who will never mislead us into war. I will have a Vice President who will not conduct secret meetings with polluters to rewrite our environmental laws. I will have a Secretary of Defense who will listen to the best advice of our military leaders. And I will appoint an Attorney General who actually upholds the Constitution of the United States.

Translation: (1) Bush is a liar, (2) Cheney is stealing money, (3) Rumsfeld is crazy, and (4) Ashcroft is a religious fanatic.

Kerry then says: let's respect one another; and let's never misuse for political purposes the most precious document in American history, the Constitution of the United States.

Translation: No attack politics means you don't attack me, and, oh, by the way, you're an illegal president.

[aft_lizard]

Well unfortunately I caught his opening statement, it was a cheap shot at Bush " I am here to report for duty".

[yeswecan]

I wonder if Bush will get a bounce out of both conventions?