[Constitution Day]

Of course, I thought it stood for Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

[hchutch]

Ping.

Tango India November Sierra

[Area Freeper]

I call foul. This thread has remained on the front page for twenty minutes.

[dead]

HANNITY: I can’t believe what I am hearing Susan. You called for Clarence Thomas to be kept off the Supreme Court because he allegedly used dirty words, now you have no problem with a president who rapes?

ESTRICH: Sean, first of all, let me state that I do not support rape. You know, I was a rape victim myself.

LEVIN: (muttering) That was an act of mercy.

ESTRICH: What did you say, Mark!?

LEVIN: I said, “I have a house in Jersey.”

ESTRICH: Oh. Sean, as I was saying, I don’t support rape. It’s just that we need to move on. Where is this going? The president, in response to this never ending barrage of trumped up charges, has already self-pardoned himself for all crimes, now and in the future. The American people unequivocally support that self-pardon.

HANNITY: Susan, that self-pardon is perhaps the most illegal and astonishing act committed by a guy who never stops astonishing me. What will we use to control his behavior, if that is allowed to stand?

ESTRICH: You on the right wing are always trying to control other people’s behavior. He has apologized and offered Tipper a position in his cabinet to make up for his admittedly boorish behavior. Isn’t that enough?

HANNITY: No it is not! How can you call him contrite? He just put new vanity plates on the presidential limo. They read 6UL-DV8!! This man is extremely unbalanced. Does he think that joke is funny?

ESTRICH: Oh please, Sean. You really need to loosen up a little.

HANNITY: It gets stranger everyday, America…we need to take a break.

[kevkrom]

You all are sick, sick people.

 

 

My kind of crowd!

[Awestruck]

I'm usually the first one to protect the kiddies from real filth..but really how many tiny children have watched American Pie? Heck I didn't know what it meant til my husband told me.. I think the guy should be able to keep his plates, only the grownups and some evil teens are gonna know what it means anyhow.

[Pyro7480]

Free Republic's favorite MILF:

[Semaphore Heathcliffe]

two offended citizens

"WAAAHHHH! I are so offended!"

[dts32041]

I didn't really need to know what it meant after all.

This whole thread is fubared IMHO.

[Moose4]

This one time, at band camp...

}:-)4

[Oblongata]

How about this one?

DOT SUX

or

DMV SUX

[Lockbar]

I knew a guy here in Illinois that had "kinky" on his motorcycle plate. And yes, he was very kinky in real life.

[Slings and Arrows]

Scourge, this thread is very silly and borderline ZOT material. Why aren't you on it?

Incidentally, one of the sneakier vanity license plates I saw was in Illinois: PRIAPUS

(Google it if necessary; I ain't tellin'.)

[Area Freeper]

MILF ping

[Mr. Mojo]

The 25-year-old software engineer's license plate choice was, amazingly, approved by bureaucrats who obviously never saw the film "American Pie" and were clueless about the acronym's real meaning.

Yep, everyone knows about the Moro Islamic Liberation Front ;)

[Ichneumon]

Best ode to MILFs: The song and the video of "Stacy's Mom (Has Got It Goin' On)" by the band "Fountains of Wayne" -- the video has supermodel Rachel Hunter (who really is a mom) as Stacy's Mom. You can watch it at http://www.fountainsofwayne.com/media/. (PG-13, but not really safe for work.) And yes, the last scene is a direct tribute to the most famous scene in the movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High".

The best risque vanity plate I've heard of is "3M TA3", which is innocuous when seen normally, but takes on new meaning when seen in someone's rear-view mirror...

As for the folks who were offended by the acronym on the "GOTMILF" plate, it sort of reminds me of the women who called the police to report someone who was "whistling dirty songs".

[aruanan]

Mother In Law Freeper

[aruanan]

I know someone who got DR ATSAB for people to see in their rearview mirrors.

[NeoCaveman]

Of course, I thought it stood for Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

What no Moro Islamic Liberation Front ping?

[Looking4Truth]

Seems one cannot do anything these days without some whiny p#ssy complaining about it.

I guess I won't try for the MRNGWUD (morning wood) license plate that I've been thinking lest I get a visit from the JBT's of the DMV.

Hey, that could be the name of a hip-hop (c)rap group 'JBTs of da' DMV'.

[SeeRushToldU_So]

Have you seen Americian Pie?