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| July 29, 2004
| Oldcorps
Posted on 07/29/2004 8:28:13 AM PDT by OldCorps
There are so many recent photos of John F'ing Kerry looking like a girlman that I think it behooves us to collect them all in one location. Please post them here. The recent NASA photos are just the latest. What about the ones were he attends a Red Sox game and throws the first ball like a girl. The video shows his wimpiness much more than any still photograph. How about the euroqueer photos of Mr. Kerry on a $10,000 bicycle? I'm sure there are more photos.
We freepers need to have this threat accessible so that media lurkers and voters can come here and quickly see what a true pansy that is Mr. John F'ing Kerry.
TOPICS: Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 1stclasswussy; 2004; caption; dork; giggolo; girlieman; girlyman; girlymankerry; girlymon; jfingk; jfk; kerry; kerryphotos; liarinchief; pansygirlyman; photo; photograph; photographs; wimp
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To: Chieftain
Empty suit.
161
posted on
07/29/2004 11:37:53 AM PDT
by
They'reGone2000
(And we hope they're not coming back!)
To: eleni121
It took lots of makeup to make Fred Gynne to look like Herman Munster. HanoiJohn does it naturally.
162
posted on
07/29/2004 11:39:15 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(War is cruelty, and you cannot refine it - Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman)
To: mommybain
163
posted on
07/29/2004 11:39:53 AM PDT
by
They'reGone2000
(And we hope they're not coming back!)
To: hattend
Some FReepers theorize terminal halitosis. Man, you've got that right!!!!!
164
posted on
07/29/2004 11:50:58 AM PDT
by
They'reGone2000
(And we hope they're not coming back!)
To: Mike Bates
166
posted on
07/29/2004 11:57:43 AM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: OldCorps
Dork Goes Spelunking;
Feels Song Coming On
Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it in chocolate
And a miracle or two?
The Kerryman
The Kerryman can
The Kerryman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun
And make the strawberry lemon pie?
The Polyp Chorus:
The Kerryman?
The Kerryman
The Kerryman can
The Kerryman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
The Kerryman makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes
Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?
The Kerryman can
The Kerryman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good
Cause the Kerryman thinks it should
167
posted on
07/29/2004 12:00:01 PM PDT
by
OESY
To: OldCorps; Chieftain
The Story About
John Forbes FrankenKerry
demands a MATE!
REJECTED!!
She Winces...NEVER!
Desperate for a kiss, FrankenKerry lunges out!
______________________
As my Stomach Turns this sad saga moves
into a strange new direction...
______________________
FrankenKerry now feeling lonely approaches
a new, cute prospective Mate.
Yes, FrankenKerry whispers:
That thing on you lip, I what to bit it off Boy.
So I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.
Surprisingly The-Boy accepts as FrankenKerry
eyes up that thang on his lip.
FINALLY FRANKENKERRY'S
MOMENT OF BLISS HAS ARRIVED!
FrankenKerry keeps his old Bride is in TOW
because she has the DOUGH!
PREVIEW THE MOVIE!!
DEFense CONdition 4 Tonight
See The Happy Couple!
To: OldCorps
John Kerry (right) in the St. Paul's yearbook, 1962, along with fellow members of the Debate team
169
posted on
07/29/2004 12:04:30 PM PDT
by
maggief
To: OldCorps
"Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya"
"And that, friends, is my plan for defending America!"
170
posted on
07/29/2004 12:18:24 PM PDT
by
OESY
To: ohioWfan
He catches like a girl :-p
To: Rome2000
172
posted on
07/29/2004 12:31:50 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: They'reGone2000
You know, if I had a gazillion dollars, I could afford a hair and face makeover.
She looks like a homeless person.
173
posted on
07/29/2004 12:33:20 PM PDT
by
hattend
(I'm on the Mark Steyn Ping List! I'm somebody!)
To: OldCorps
I don't have a photo, but I just heard a news reporter on the radio describe Kerry today as acting "like a bride who doesn't want to been seen before the wedding" lol Now THAT'S a Girlyman.
174
posted on
07/29/2004 12:34:43 PM PDT
by
toomanygrasshoppers
("Hold on to your hats.....it's going to be a bumpy night")
To: fella
Bump for posterior - I mean posterity!
175
posted on
07/29/2004 12:35:45 PM PDT
by
steplock
( www.spadata.com)
To: Fierce Allegiance
OMG - what happened to his EYE?!?
To: Major_Risktaker
177
posted on
07/29/2004 12:41:42 PM PDT
by
tertiary01
(The convention of prima donnas keeps going and going ..and going....a...g...)
To: finnman69
Everytime I hear or see John Edwards, the first thing that comes to mind is John-Boy Walton.
178
posted on
07/29/2004 12:42:22 PM PDT
by
Toespi
(,)
To: finnman69
Whoa...there's something about George Bush all dirty wearing a cowboy hat lugging around wood (absolutely no pun intended) that gets this girl's blood going...
To: SandyInSeattle
LOL ping
do NOT miss this thread :)
180
posted on
07/29/2004 12:45:10 PM PDT
by
backinthefold
(hey kerry... your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of eldeberries....)
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