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Caption the Wannabee First Lady [vanity]

Posted on 07/28/2004 5:52:31 AM PDT by EggsAckley



TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Unclassified; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: billionairess; dncconvention; kerry; teresaheinz; theafricanqueen
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To: EggsAckley
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I'm still wondering why this "shove it" thing hasn't received more play.


She blatantly denied saying something that was recorded for the whole world to see, and when a reporter ask her to clarify what she said she tells him to "shove it"?....


typical psycho...never wrong...never sorry!
21 posted on 07/28/2004 6:06:01 AM PDT by dagoofyfoot
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To: EggsAckley
"The Night of the Living Dead"
22 posted on 07/28/2004 6:06:23 AM PDT by MJY1288 ("KERRY" & "EDWARDS" ARE TWO "JOHNS" THAT NEED FLUSHING!)
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To: EggsAckley

It's the Botox that forces her face into these weird contortions. The impulses that would move the muscles are still there, but the nerves are paralyzed, so the impulse gets passed along to the nearest muscle that can move. This is why people should not mess with Mother Nature.


23 posted on 07/28/2004 6:07:39 AM PDT by giotto
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To: EggsAckley

Foster Brooks in drag.


24 posted on 07/28/2004 6:10:15 AM PDT by rintense (Free the Soxdox!)
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To: EggsAckley

I know John's secret plan to reverse global warming....and soon the whole world will know......bbbwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh....


25 posted on 07/28/2004 6:10:47 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: dagoofyfoot
I'm still wondering why this "shove it" thing hasn't received more play.

Because the the elite media has effectively shifted the issue from what she did (denied saying something she was recorded saying not 10 minutes before and then flipping out) to her particular comment ("Shove it!")... With that done, they can now say "Shove it!" is milder than Cheney's "Go f*** yourself!" and therefore not an issue...

26 posted on 07/28/2004 6:12:45 AM PDT by vrwinger (Tagline? I don't need no stinkin' TAGLINE!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

Is it just me, or just the camera, or does TerryKerry have a mounth that is waaaaaaay too large for her face? Very weird features.


27 posted on 07/28/2004 6:17:32 AM PDT by EggsAckley (.....John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.....)
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To: EggsAckley

Her loopy politics aside, she is not an unattractive woman, she just is NOT polished enough. Being on Television she needs a sleeker hair style (off her face), Eyebrows thinned and defined and make-up that enhances her eyes and mouth.

At first I was amazed that the Kerry camp didnt have a stylist go at her asap...but now its VERY apparent this woman does exactly what she wants...or what the "mystic" voices tell her to....lol.


28 posted on 07/28/2004 6:23:32 AM PDT by FeliciaCat
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To: vrwinger
Because the elite media has effectively shifted the issue


But what about the reporter that was the target of her psychosis?


This thing was chilling to watch!


After seeing this, wether it's drugs, booze, or chemical imbalance, there can be no doubt that the woman is big time mental!
29 posted on 07/28/2004 6:25:53 AM PDT by dagoofyfoot
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To: EggsAckley

OMG! We all know that Ketchup Boy is a complete wimp, he's no leader (he's always been a follower), and he cannot make a decision!

So SHE'S gonna run OUR country!?!?!?!?!?!


30 posted on 07/28/2004 6:26:22 AM PDT by clyde260 (Public Enemy #1: Network News!)
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To: FeliciaCat

An old friend of mine frequently says, "you can't polish a turd."

I also think the Botox is responsible for her contorted facial expressions.

All I can ask is, is THIS what we want to see in our White House? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


31 posted on 07/28/2004 6:27:03 AM PDT by EggsAckley (.....John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.....)
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To: EggsAckley
harridan \HAIR-uh-din\, noun:
A scolding, vicious woman; a shrew; a hag.

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Had to look it up. Nice job

32 posted on 07/28/2004 6:29:43 AM PDT by CharlieOK1 (Funny how Vietnam vets are 'baby killers' and pro-aborts are 'defenders of women')
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To: EggsAckley

scary teri kerry in the middle of a big burp. Yes, she's a real lady!


33 posted on 07/28/2004 6:31:09 AM PDT by Lucky2 ( 2004 is the year the Yankees will win the World Series and GWB will be re-elected!)
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To: Vigilantcitizen

Lee press-on hair


34 posted on 07/28/2004 6:33:41 AM PDT by Southern62
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To: EggsAckley
"I fear Father Merrin"

Regards, Ivan

35 posted on 07/28/2004 6:35:30 AM PDT by MadIvan (Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
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To: EggsAckley

" harridan "

Just increased by vocab power by one - great word !


36 posted on 07/28/2004 7:00:41 AM PDT by sushiman
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To: sushiman

Looks like she is auditioning for THE EXORCIST 2004 !


37 posted on 07/28/2004 7:01:58 AM PDT by sushiman
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To: EggsAckley

"H" "A" dou-ble "R" "I", D-A-N spells har-ri-dan
Glad to marry into lots of money,
Div-il a man can say a word a-gin me.
"H" "A" dou-ble "R" "I", D-A-N you see,
Is a name that this dame nev-er has been con-nec-ted with
So, Har-ri-dan, that's me!


38 posted on 07/28/2004 7:11:13 AM PDT by mikrofon ("Gilligan's Island" flashback moment...)
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To: sushiman
Here is an even better word: VIRAGO.

This picture of TerryKerry should be next to it in the dictionary. Right next to Hillary.

39 posted on 07/28/2004 7:11:59 AM PDT by EggsAckley (.....John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.....)
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To: mikrofon

LOL! Very clever!


40 posted on 07/28/2004 7:12:51 AM PDT by EggsAckley (.....John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.....)
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