Posted on 07/27/2004 9:25:57 AM PDT by BurbankKarl
John Kerry began paying back Michael Moore for all his efforts on behalf of defeating George W. Bush. First on the list was a thorough cleaning of Michael Moore’s colon. After almost 40 minutes with a high velocity hose and a pair of shears, Kerry exited the rectum and pronounced Moore “polyp and turd free.
guffaw
That's just flat-out gross. The mental image is just awful.
Did he mention that Moore is the biggest ---hole on earth?
THANKS for the best laugh I have had in months!
Hey John watch out theres a gerbil after you.
Is Katie Couric next?
< vbg> Nice photospoof, but then again Kerry has a genuine talent for making an ass of himself.
Bro, this is totally SICK! LOL!
heheheheheheheh....... :)
bump
Tom LLamas.. on MSNBC, just called that a film clip of Kerry a "bit of goofiness".
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
A Classic! A FreeRepublic Classic!
hmmm...i smell a colon polyp, smells like a bernie
EEEEEWWWWWWWW!
Love it!
Was it the mention of Mike's colon that got you going?
I was eating when I saw that.
Is it just me, or doesn't F'ng Kerry look exactly like Woody Allen in the sperm costume from "Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex..."? I don't care to speculate on the unpleasant implications of SpermKerry in Moore's MegaColon.
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