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Caption Kerry at Cape Canaveral (Extreme Dork Factor)
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| 7/26/04
Posted on 07/26/2004 1:45:55 PM PDT by finnman69
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: caption; dork; dukakis; kerry; oompaloompa; umpalumpa
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To: two23
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:18:08 PM PDT
by
Diogenesis
(Re: Protection from up on high, Keyser Sose has nothing on Sandy Berger, the DNC Burglar)
To: ElkGroveDan
That is worse than Dukakis in the tank.
To: finnman69
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:18:46 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: tbpiper
To: finnman69
Is he auditioning to be a teletubby?
85
posted on
07/26/2004 2:20:36 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(We are The Knights Who Say "Ni!" No! Not The Knights Who Say "Ni!" The same!)
To: finnman69
John Kerry - Space Cadet
To: mass55th
"Hey NASA, you're right - you really CAN go to the bathroom in these suits!! What's that?...what do you mean you haven't install that part yet!?..."
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:23:08 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Liberalism is the end result of too many people peeing in the gene pool.)
To: finnman69
OMG...this is a REAL photo?
Heaven help us ;^D
To: finnman69
I must say, he doesn't look too awe inspiring in this photo. More sad and childlike than presidential. I don't know if I should laugh at or pitty him.
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:24:13 PM PDT
by
Tom602
To: ElkGroveDan
Sometimes the suit fits, and sometimes it doesn't.
OMG!! If this picture is real I hope the RNC uses your caption when they prepare the ad!
To: finnman69
Seriesly, though, what is this doofus doing here? What is he climbing into (or out of)? The last time I saw this much asbestos in one place, I was inside an annealing kiln at a foundry!
92
posted on
07/26/2004 2:24:36 PM PDT
by
bondjamesbond
(We live in a wonderful country where any child can grow up to be the next Ronald Reagan.)
To: finnman69
LOL!!!! COOL space station!!!
93
posted on
07/26/2004 2:26:06 PM PDT
by
two23
To: Diogenesis
Kerry: "I definitely recommend the declawed hamsters -- give the other ones to Edwards!"
To: finnman69
Where will YOU be when those refried beans kick in?
Next time try new Beano Xtreme
95
posted on
07/26/2004 2:26:53 PM PDT
by
Sender
(Jihad is an excuse for avoiding the task of making Islamic society work.)
To: savedbygrace
What a desperate creep. "See, I can be fun, see, I can be cool, really, really I can".
John Kerry, you just flunked out of
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:28:18 PM PDT
by
Lockbar
To: finnman69
I find Kerry's trip to Cape Canaveral the perfect symbol for his campaign. NASA is completely ossified, and is relying on 1960 tech because they just can't figure out how to move ahead. In the mean time, private industry is launching people into space on the cheap. Look at those interior shots of the Space Shuttle, with all the kludgy buttons and circuit breakers. This is NASA's crown jewel. It would be funny if it weren't so embarrassing.
NASA's only goal now is to stay one step ahead of the Red Chinese, and they will fail at that.
The President ought to drop in on Scaled Composites within the next few days, and get photographed standing next to SpaceShipOne. That would drive the point home...
97
posted on
07/26/2004 2:31:55 PM PDT
by
bondjamesbond
(We live in a wonderful country where any child can grow up to be the next Ronald Reagan.)
To: Lockbar
LOL! Beautiful!! Drudge has this on his main page! Major dork-factor train wreck is coming down the tracks. This makes Mike Dukakis in the tank look like General Patton.
98
posted on
07/26/2004 2:33:19 PM PDT
by
Lockbar
To: NonValueAdded
To: finnman69
john futuristic kerry demonstrates his proposed Kyoto-friendly mass transit system prototype.
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:35:34 PM PDT
by
E=MC<sup>2</sup>
(Vote demonrat: all those communists, dictators and terrorists can't be wrong.)
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