Kerry just flubbed the opening pitch at the Yanks-Sox game

ESPN | 7/25/04 | me

[finnman69]

Kerry just 'threw' out the opening pitch at the Boston-Yankees game. Just saw Kerry pitch a really weak opening pitch, well short of the plate, bouncing under the catcher. What a poser!

[CFC__VRWC]

Is that flag normally there for the opening ceremonies at Fenway? If not, could it be possible that this spur-or-the-moment trip to see the home team play, was just another pre-planned photo op? I'd be shocked, just shocked I tell you!

[TexasTransplant]

ABC News (Radio) they are "Pitching" it like it was President Bush in Iraq on Thanksgiving, big suprise to all onbard the Aircraft, Divert - Pitch - Book, the audio that they had playng in the background was not booing, no mention of the quality of the pitch either.
ABC seemed excited and energized, whod a thunk it?

[chiller]

Booed in Boston? They know best, after all.

[MJY1288]

ROFLMAO, that is too funny

[mewzilla]

...think Kerry found Ter-RAZOR's Chardonnay cache and had a brain fart.

If he only had a brain....

[Judith Anne]

That photo of him and Terayza--looks like he has bad breath, and she's turning her head away...

[arasina]

I tell ya, Kerry must have really bad breath. Look at Terrayyyyza, backing away as usual.

[aruanan]

I think it was, "If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball."

[sweetliberty]

That's just wrong.

[Semper Paratus]

She's still dating Red Sox owner John Henry?

"Hey Katie can I see your 'medical' video again?"

[mattdono]

Can you see her? Or, is her head in John Kerry's lap?

I figure, you know, that is where it will be EVERY morning this week and until the election...I figure she just might be getting a "head" start. (if you get my meaning and I KNOW you do).

[Malsua]

>>Did you know he served in Viet Nam though?<<


And he earned the purple heart Thrice.

[hole_n_one]

[OXENinFLA]

Could be....

[tapatio]

Even the cats couldn't help but laugh!

[Sloth]

LOL, that pic looks so ridiculous. "Check out my enormous white pants! I get them made special down at the Clown College."

[Mo1]

Dunno. I've just got a feeling that something's up.

Could be .. it's obvious he did this for a photo op

But as usual .. It's Flopped *L*

[mewzilla]

=8-0

What a pair of NAMBLA posterboys.

[Dan from Michigan]

That will be his excuse.

I have a sublux shoulder. I can at least throw across the plate, and I suck at baseball.

[Senator Pardek]

I know this sounds gay - but for a guy who's supposed to be athletic, his ass is way TOO big for his body.