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Kerry just flubbed the opening pitch at the Yanks-Sox game
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Posted on 07/25/2004 5:06:57 PM PDT by finnman69
Kerry just 'threw' out the opening pitch at the Boston-Yankees game. Just saw Kerry pitch a really weak opening pitch, well short of the plate, bouncing under the catcher. What a poser!
TOPICS: Breaking News; Culture/Society; Front Page News; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: booed; clelandstylepitch; dork; girlieman; harhar; kerry; redsox; shoveit; sissy; snarfalert; sukka; throwlikeagirl; whataboner; wildpitch; wimp; yankees
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To: kcar
I wonder if he perfected his technique tossing grenades when he was in Vietnam?Kerry was in Vietnam?
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:51:14 PM PDT
by
Jim Noble
(Now you go feed those hogs before they worry themselves into anemia!)
To: Petronski
Don't laugh! That feminine walk is what attracted his new partner...it makes his ass wiggle irresistibly.ewwwww! (but LOL nevertheless)
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:51:18 PM PDT
by
arasina
(So there.)
To: Petronski
Katie Couric is at the game.
To: OldFriend
"media reported they did not have extra security so as not to tip off that Kerry was going to be the surprise guest." That could explain the booing. They were probably expecting somebody imnportant.
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:51:22 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." (Eccl. 10:2))
To: mylife; drudge
pinging Drudge... plenty o' pics here too
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:51:22 PM PDT
by
thoughtomator
(End the imperialist moo slime colonization of the West!)
To: Dog Gone
It's the Yankees [GW & Cheney] vs. The Red Sox [Flip & Flop].
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:51:23 PM PDT
by
VaBthang4
("He Who Watches Over Israel Will Neither Slumber Nor Sleep")
To: isthisnickcool
"According to Mr. Morton Kerry only wears a pair of undergarments once. Then they are thrown away." WOW....attention GOP/Drudge/Lenno.....this has more legs than a centipede:
I guess that's why he doesn't want his tax returns made public:
Money from second wife $1.5B
Payments for sports activities $10M
Refund from IRS on 365 pairs of underwear: $20K
Jokes from Jay Lenno....Priceless
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:51:31 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(strategery + schadenfreude = stratenschadenfreudery)
To: mewzilla
Something has hit the fan. What are you thinking??
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:51:53 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(50 States .... I want all 50 States come November!)
To: hole_n_one
He wasn't even on the mound and he couldn't get it to the plate. LOL
Its Terraaaaazuh's fault. If she'd bought him the proper sports costume he wouldn't have thrown like a girl.
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:52:00 PM PDT
by
Darlin'
("I will not forget this wound to my country." President George W Bush, 20 Sept 2001)
To: thoughtomator
Hey, he tried. You don't learn to play baseball at a "Swiss Finishing School" and you might get dirty.
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:52:20 PM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: mewzilla
Kerry was supposed to fly from Ohio to Florida for a campaign stop, but announced to journalists on the plane after takeoff that they were going to Boston instead. Something has hit the fan.I think Kerry found Ter-RAZOR's Chardonnay cache and had a brain fart.
To: aruanan; KayEyeDoubleDee; All
Sure. Bela Abzug was one. Remember that joke? What's the difference between Bela Abzug and a bowling ball? I'll probably regret this, but I'll take a stab at it: There's only one finger hole opposite the thumb hole?
To: finnman69
Nice Girly-Man LAVENDAR colored blouse he has on too.
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:52:48 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: rintense
I thought Kerry had surgery on his shoulder.
That will be his excuse.
Didn't keep him from tossing the football around when he was stroking and petting Johnny Angel out on the tarmac.
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:53:01 PM PDT
by
aruanan
To: faithincowboys
Couric......
To: Mo1
Dunno. I've just got a feeling that something's up.
To: ChadGore
Queen of the Puss Boy Dancers
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:53:20 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: sweetliberty
GOT BOOED BIG TIME WHEN HE WAS WALKING TO THE MOUND If true we are possibly looking at a landslide.
Most of the polling for last week's election in NC proved to useless.
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:53:27 PM PDT
by
alrea
(Dan Rather and some editors have CBS bending over backwards for Castro, Clinton and Kerry.)
To: finnman69
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:53:35 PM PDT
by
VaBthang4
("He Who Watches Over Israel Will Neither Slumber Nor Sleep")
To: spokeshave
"According to Mr. Morton Kerry only wears a pair of undergarments once. Then they are thrown away."What a fool. The scratchiness doesn't wear off for two or three washings.
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:53:38 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Sandy Berger believes there's no int'l dispute that can't be solved by the U.S walking away from it.)
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