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Kerry just flubbed the opening pitch at the Yanks-Sox game
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Posted on 07/25/2004 5:06:57 PM PDT by finnman69
Kerry just 'threw' out the opening pitch at the Boston-Yankees game. Just saw Kerry pitch a really weak opening pitch, well short of the plate, bouncing under the catcher. What a poser!
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KEYWORDS: booed; clelandstylepitch; dork; girlieman; harhar; kerry; redsox; shoveit; sissy; snarfalert; sukka; throwlikeagirl; whataboner; wildpitch; wimp; yankees
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To: hole_n_one
Why does every photo of Teyrazzza prove that she just hates life?
To: Mo1
Well if it was a "spur of the moment" decision...how come a whole army of photographers are clicking away at John K'n "flip-flop fop" Kerry...?
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:41:35 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(strategery + schadenfreude = stratenschadenfreudery)
To: finnman69
She must really enjoy the smell of vomit.
263
posted on
07/25/2004 5:41:43 PM PDT
by
thoughtomator
(End the imperialist moo slime colonization of the West!)
To: OldFriend
To: hole_n_one
John Kerry Already Flip Flopping!
"I Threw a Strike Before I Threw the Wild Pitch"
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:41:54 PM PDT
by
MJY1288
("KERRY" & "EDWARDS" ARE TWO "JOHNS" THAT NEED FLUSHING!)
To: finnman69
266
posted on
07/25/2004 5:42:10 PM PDT
by
kcvl
To: hole_n_one
Caption to #231: "Sorry, but doing that pitching thing made me nervous, and you know I get gas when I'm nervous".
267
posted on
07/25/2004 5:42:11 PM PDT
by
geopyg
(Peace..................through decisive and ultimate VICTORY. (Democracy, whiskey, sexy))
To: Petronski
"I actually threw the slider before I threw like a grrl"
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:42:12 PM PDT
by
ChadGore
(Vote Bush. He's Earned It.)
To: hole_n_one
He didn't pictch fromt he mound??
What a freak!!
To: SandyInSeattle
So... Kerry plans a secret trip to his hometown, and Bush planned a secret trip to Baghdad... compare and contrast, friends.Great observation!
.
270
posted on
07/25/2004 5:42:21 PM PDT
by
AFPhys
((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
To: hobson
Are you series? In Boston? That is hugh! I was in the shower and missed it.
To: hole_n_one
So he didn't even pitch from the mound but somewhere between the mound and home plate, and still couldn't get it across? Looks like tossing the football with Johnny Boy enervated him.
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:42:24 PM PDT
by
aruanan
To: finnman69
To: finnman69
Kerry has a guy named "Mr. Morton" who helps him get dressed in the morning. Mr. Morton keeps Kerry's schedule for him and makes sure that whenever Kerry is traveling he always has a special pillow on the hotel bed. The pillow has Kerry's monogram on it and is a special hypo-allergenic pillow. As are Kerry's sheets that Mr. Morton replaces the hotel sheets with. And he also brings special towels for Kerry that are extra soft. Kerry's wife buys them for Kerry in France. Along with special toilet paper.
According to Mr. Morton Kerry only wears a pair of undergarmets once. Then they are thrown away. Mr. Morton is devoted to Kerry. After Kerry's prostate surgery other Heinz staff members said that Mr. Morton held Kerry's penis while Kerry was urinating during his "revovery". Mr. Morton is also a trained nurse and checks Mr. Kerry's prostate every night. For some reason Kerry has never told Mr. Morton his prostate was removed.
June 2004 Edition - Butler's and Manservant Monthly
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:42:33 PM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(Strategery - "W" plays poker with one hand and chess with the other.)
To: Petronski
ROTFLOL!
You're on a roll today.
TOO FUNNY.
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:42:43 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Kerry '04: The Sears Tower is just an eyesore.)
To: finnman69
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
To: finnman69
That putz isn't even on the mound . . . and he missed ?
278
posted on
07/25/2004 5:43:24 PM PDT
by
ChadGore
(Vote Bush. He's Earned It.)
To: OldFriend
I thought he might be prone to pissing his pants too, then I remembered he had the surgery and might be incontinent.
279
posted on
07/25/2004 5:43:54 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: OXENinFLA
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites) throws out the first pitch at Fenway Park in Boston, July 25, 2004. Kerry and running mate John Edwards (news - web sites) will be formally anointed next week at the Democratic convention in Boston as the party's challengers to President George W. Bush (news - web sites) and Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites) in the November election. Photo by Jim Young/Reuters
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posted on
07/25/2004 5:44:11 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(50 States .... I want all 50 States come November!)
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