Posted on 07/25/2004 5:06:57 PM PDT by finnman69
Kerry just 'threw' out the opening pitch at the Boston-Yankees game. Just saw Kerry pitch a really weak opening pitch, well short of the plate, bouncing under the catcher. What a poser!
Thanks for the clarification
ping. I think he has to go to the pottie.
According to Mr. Morton Kerry only wears a pair of undergarmets once. Then they are thrown away. Mr. Morton is devoted to Kerry. After Kerry's prostate surgery other Heinz staff members said that Mr. Morton held Kerry's penis while Kerry was urinating during his "revovery". Mr. Morton is also a trained nurse and checks Mr. Kerry's prostate every night. For some reason Kerry has never told Mr. Morton his prostate was removed.
June 2004 Edition - Butler's and Manservant Monthly
Mr. Morton is what one would not-so-politely call a "rumpswab."
Wait, is that a real article?
Look, Larry... [W]e were... not at war in the 1990s... and young Americans were not deployed... under President Clinton. What American would not trade the movement in the right direction that we had under President Clinton? John Kerry (viewing movie requires Flash Player 7, available HERE) johnkerryisdangerousforamerica.blogspot.com |
- THE DEMOCRATS ARE GONNA GET US KILLED (kerry, clinton + sandy berger's pants) SERlES 2
KERRY-DEMOCRAT CONTEMPT FOR NATIONAL SECURITY[annotated]
THE DEMOCRATS-ARE-GONNA-GET-US-KILLED (kerry, clinton + sandy berger's pants) SERlES1
dox in sox on lummox in box on fox
THE REAL "REAL DEAL"
(what Kerry's commanders and crewmates REALLY think of him--with transcripts)
Did John Kerry pick a running mate or hire a lawyer when he selected John Edwards?
THE TERRORISTS' USEFUL IDIOTS
all the usual suspects
A Vote for Kerry is a Vote for the Terrorists
ELECTION BOTTOM LINE:
TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER or TERRORIST ANNIHILATOR
UNFIT #6: The Deadly Kerry-Hollywood Axis
HOW CAN YOU PUT YOUR CHILDREN'S LIVES IN ITS HANDS?
UNFIT: taking the measure of a would-be commander-in-chief
#1-making the tough choices in a post-9/11 world
UNFIT: taking the measure of a would-be commander-in-chief
#2-understanding the job description
UNFIT: taking the measure of a would-be commander-in-chief
#3-sang-froid and the "nuclear" button
UNFIT: taking the measure of a would-be commander-in-chief
#4 - Kerry champions tolerance for terrorists
sanitizing evil
Kerry Cabal Censors Nick Berg Decapitation
"Loose Cannon" Kerry's AWOL/PURPLE-HEART FRAUD
pro-islamofascist-terrorist radical chic
USEFUL IDIOTS
MOORE IS LESS--THE MOVIE
The Cycle of Violence:
NOW WITH HYPERLINKED INSTRUCTION MANUAL
JOHN KERRY'S RECKLESS TET-OFFENSIVE-GAMBIT REPLAY:
the left's jihad against America is killing our troops, aiding + abetting the terrorists and imperiling all Americans
bill clinton, boy "genius," unwittingly bares all on BBC
deconstructing clinton "just because I could"
vetting missus clinton...
The Parallel Universe of Jamie Gorelick
nepotism + tokenism = a nancy pelosi
(or a hillary clinton)
Kerry's Belated Condemnation Focuses on Process
Kerry Lacks Moral Authority to Condemn Content
"CRY BUSH" + Iraqi-Prisoner "Abuse"
What are the Dems up to?
DON'T BELIEVE YOUR LYING EARS (The Perjurer Returns)
(Clinton: Claims I Turned Down Bin Laden are 'Bull')
The Mary Jo White Memo:
Documentation of clintons' and Gorelick's willful, seditious malfeasance
What is the REAL Reason for Gorelick's Wall?
MUST-READ BOOK FOR DEMOCRATS:
How clintons' Failures Unleashed Global Terror
(Who in his right mind would ever want the clintons back in the Oval Office?)
The Man Who Warned America
(Why a Rapist is Not a Fit President)
UDAY: "The end is near
this time I think the
Americans are serious, Bush is not like Clinton."
As good as it is, instead of "Vote Bush," try "Can't compare!" to keep your Kerry can't..... theme!! (Just a suggestion!)
I was there and went up to a Kerry worker and asked where the public was going to be able to stand. He said he didn't know. I asked what time Kerry was supposed to land. He said he didn't know. He said basically none of the workers there knew what was going on. He said to me: "You know about as much as I do."
I'm thinking this was a last minute change. So did anyone ever hear why Kerry changed his schedule? Somehow I doubt it was his love for America's pasttime.
Or when his rumpwab, Mr. Morton, trims his pubic hair.
"Rumpwab" = rumpswab! Sorry!!
Oui.
No, just some of my bad creative writing. But it seems like it could be true. And that's kinda scary, eh?
Damn, TomGuy, you are good...nice post of the video of the girlie boy
great links there....spread them around....
what a puss
FReegards...MUD
Seeing it this morning...My goodness! Can't a girl go out on a Sunday night and not miss all kinds of news?!
Thanks for the ping.
hahahahaha
He has so many moments, it's hard to choose.
I know, I know... but it would be great to see.
He threw the pitch from in front of the mound, and still bounced it in? No wonder they booed.
hahahahaha
You see, Kerry is a girly man. He throws like a girl and shouldn't have tried this. Now he gets compared to Bush's perfect strike post 9/11 in Yankee stadium!
Also, true sports fans like Bush!
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