Posted on 07/22/2004 7:11:49 PM PDT by conservative in nyc
When asked by a caller how we could get Southern voters to vote for a democrat again, "Comic" Bill Maher just went on the following tirade against the South, Christians and Second Amendment patriots:
You know, that's a sore point with me in the South, the way they have a stranglehold on the electorate because... excuse me... and I love playing the red states, because when I play the red states in my stand-up act, you know, I get all the people who don't usually have someone like me come to their state, so there's a great bonding. And I feel for them, because there's a lot of smart people in the South. But in general, it is the dumbest part of the country.
Excuse me. It is. And also, they're the super patriots - the one part of the country that ever actually seceeded. The one part of the country that ever actually committed treason. And they seem to lead in how we are supposed to think. Because they are more religious. They are more "patriotic". And... umm.. I think it's just a a disservice to our...
Larry King: You think in modern day America, you can still claim a whole region is dumber than another reigon?
Maher: They lead the region in dumbness, yes they do. Because they, there's too many people that just think every problem can be solved by either more guns or more Jesus. And like I said, I'm with the people who are following their compass; not with the people who are reading the entrails of the chicken. They are the people who are reading the entrails of the chicken.
Thank you and that is so true.
Bill Maher is nothing short of utter human scum.
Sweet graphic! Thanks for that.
Maher: A sexual intellectual(if you get my drift)
I might also add that in most southern cities most of the people there were not born there and many people are actually from the north yet it is more republican than ever before.
Turn it up!
Me too, burrian.
Agreed.
He's got that backwards. It was the Northern states that committed Treason..by not joining the confederacy. :-)
In all seriousness, look at whats going on....many northerners are moving south to escape. So many New Yorkers are moving to Florida, North Carolina, etc.
Exactly!
Let 'em keep talkin', Stainless. It'll make it easier to spot 'em during the next uprisin'. ;-)
His words are as pungent as a bouquet of axxholes when I read them.
I can smell the little anus. Scratch and sniff? He stinks.
I think every part of the great United States of America is beautiful! North and South, East and West. I guess he doesn't know that *issing off half of us doesn't help his "career".
And to think, this c@cks@cker has a BA in English from Cornell. Guess he missed class on the day they discussed person and plurality of verbs.
He also needs to read up on civics...the 10th amendment says, "The powers not delegated to the United States by the constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively." Therefore, because secession is not specifically mentioned in the Constitution, the states may legally secede.
It's aliving, breathing document, right? More than can be said for Maher's brain.
"...there's a lot ... there's too many..."
Well, this explains it! lol
http://www.askmen.com/men/entertainment_100/121c_bill_maher.html
...Maher went on to Cornell, where he earned a BA in English in 1978...
Maher is actually pretty smart in realizing that he has already offended most conservative voters to the point that he can't win them back, and now he is locking in the Kool-aid drinkers. The Fat-dirty-bastard Moore, Maher, and many others have already figured out that the radical left will throw money at anything spewing leftist hate. They will continue to do this until the well goes dry (kind of like their mentors Jesse and Rev Al).
OMG, I forgot about that! ROFLOL!
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