Whites more to blame for 'global warming'?

WorldnetDaily ^ | July 22, 2004 | Joe Kovac

[F.J. Mitchell]

Last I heard, Blacks can live wherever they please, same as the rest of us. If they choose urban living, they must weigh the blessings against the curses, same as those who choose to live elsewhere.

The only way for the loonies to overide common sense in America and get their way, is to redefine opposition as raciest, and use PC as a weapon against the rational.

I am suprised the Global warming nuts took this long to make not signing the Kookeyoto Accord an act of racism.

Just for the record, doesn't a dark surface absorb and store heat, while a lighter surface deflects it back into space? Seems reasonable then to assume that according to scientific fact, blacks would be creating more warm than whites.

[koolaidsmile]

Ah so "Football" Williams was just being a responsible enviromentalist when he pulled Reginald Denny out of his Rig and hit him in the head with a brick. How dare he pollute LA with the white man's smog machine. He had it coming!

[gitmo]

6CO₂ + 6H₂O ==> C₆H₁₂0₂ + 8O₂
The formula is essentially the opposite of respiration.


One of the prime laws of Ecology (according to Odum, a father of the science) is that mature ecosystems maintain a Production to Respiration (P/R) ratio of 1. Immature ecosystems typically have a high P/R ratio. Odum demonstrated this in the '60s (if memory serves) by erecting a tent over a rain forest and measuring the net O₂ and net CO₂ production. It doesn't change over time. A 1st year abandoned field, on the other hand, consumes massive amounts of CO₂.

So what happens to all that CO_{2 that gets consumed? It is turned into biomass. The abandoned field over years becomes a forest with LOTS of biomass. When we cut down a forest and make really cool things with the wood, the process starts over and we have rapid uptake of CO2 on the clearcut forest (now a field).}

[mhking]

Just damn!

 

Double-barrelled Mega-PING! to both lists! If you want on, FReepmail me!

[T Minus Four]

Where do I go to apologize?

Wherever your checkbook is.

[EveningStar]

I thought we weren't allowed to publish articles from the Onion.

[Still Thinking]

No, actually whites reflect a larger percentage of the suns rays that strike their skin back into space, thus contributing LESS to global warming than blacks, who retain more of the sun's heat. ;-)

[Ramonan]

Total BS

[Nick Danger]

Global warming is caused by the increasing age of the housing stock in Kentucky. I was just there, and let me tell you, the Sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home. If the UN wants to end global warming, they should buy me, and everyone else who has an old home in Kentucky, a new house.

[ampat]

This story is not relevent. More blacks are killed by blacks in Africa, and other places, far more than global warming. Beside didn't Dusty Baker, of the Cubs, says blacks tolerate heat better thatn whites, and therefore is the justification for having more black baseball players?

[freedumb2003]

3) Ishtar

Man, when the Libs pull that one out in an argument, I am silenced!

[farmfriend]

What did Bush know and when did he know it.

Rights, farms, environment ping.
Let me know if you wish to be added or removed from this list.
I don't get offended if you want to be removed.

[gathersnomoss]

Are they saying that my flatulence is more pronounced than that of a black person? I am flabbergasted. That is such a racist remark and an outrage.

Where is the 800 number for my beige leader? They wouldn't get away with this stinking remark if they were beige.

[redhead]

As we used to say in Utah...

OH... MY... HECK.

[gathersnomoss]

"Remember the old SNL skit with Eddie Murphy, where he was a scientist that claimed that blacks spontaneously combust more than whites because they absorb more solar radiation due to their skin color (he started smoking as he was describing this)? LOL!"

Do you remember the movie The History Of White Men? The funniest humor is when you laugh at yourself. That is missed during these days of "for the Chulrun".

[ninenot]

You mean it ain't W's fault?

IIRC, W is white. Ergo, he's responsible.

[Uncle Vlad]

Of course white people are to blame for global warming--they reflect more light. White people are also responsible for such atrocities as dinner theater and Vanilla Ice.

[gathersnomoss]

You notice that through your thesis, the use of sun block instead of sun tan lotion has actually caused global warming since it's inception in the 70's. That's it!

I'm running out to buy some Banana Boat. Let it all in and look "marvelous" while saving the planet. That feels good.

[atomic conspiracy]

Pure racist garbage.
These people have no shame, they know less about science than the average guy on the street but they do know that their source is a Lysenko-style propaganda mill.
The media double-standard, based on the average media-droid's racist opinion that Blacks are incapable of meeting the same standards of veracity, is the only reason the CBC can get away with this nonsense.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!!