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Crosby & Nash announce that they are running for co-presidents of the USA
The idiots themselves ^
| 07/21/04
| Mr, Jazzy
Posted on 07/21/2004 8:40:03 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy
DAVID CROSBY AND GRAHAM NASH ANNOUNCE THEIR CANDIDACY FOR JOINT PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THE VENERABLE PAIR ARE RUNNING ON THE PARTY PARTY TICKET
Shelburne, VT, July 21, 2004: David Crosby and Graham Nash have thrown their respective hats into the ring for the Presidency of the United States, entering an already crowded and diverse field with their bid on the Party Party ticket. What distinguishes the Crosby/Nash candidacy is that theirs is a campaign for a “Joint Presidency,” where the two will share responsibilities on an alternate day basis. When asked who would be named their Vice President, Graham Nash replied there was no need for one—“We’ll have two presidents, and between us we have vice covered.”
Crosby and Nash caught members of the media off guard at a press event earlier this month that was expected to be an official announcement of the release of their first album together as a duo in almost three decades. Instead, the spotlight turned to their run for Joint Presidency 2004. Among other things, the co-candidates discussed the imminent launch of their barn-storming tour across America in the official Crosby-Nash campaign airstream trailer, and their national television advertising campaign scheduled to begin airing July 26.
(Excerpt) Read more at crosbynash2004.com ...
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: activistactors; anticonstitution; attentionwhores; boycotthollywood; bushhassers; bushhaters; buttmunches; crackpots; defundtheleft; dopedrenchedbrains; druggies; election; morons; notamericanborn; presidency; richanticapitalists; shutupandsing; stinkinghippies; turkeybaster; unconstitutional
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This MUST be a sign of the end of the world!!!!
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:40:04 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jazzy
To: Mr. Jazzy
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:41:37 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Mr. Jazzy
We've already had a joint presidency -- Bill & Hill.
To: Mr. Jazzy
Crosby & Nash announce that they are running for co-presidents of the USA
And Crosby's solution to keeping drugs out of the hands of school children is to keep them all for himself.
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:41:59 PM PDT
by
aruanan
To: Mr. Jazzy
Great. This will split the nutcase vote that normally goes to the Dems, if Nader doesn't split it first. Now get this out of breaking news.
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:42:14 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
To: Mr. Jazzy
Isn't it David Crosby who is related to john f'in kerry ketchup boy?
To: Mr. Jazzy
What about Stills?
Will Young make a cameo?
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:42:41 PM PDT
by
RWR8189
(Its Morning in America Again!)
To: Mr. Jazzy
Graham Nash is from Blackpool, England. HE CAN'T RUN!
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:42:58 PM PDT
by
L.N. Smithee
(Just because I don't think like you doesn't mean I don't think for myself)
To: Mr. Jazzy
This is your brain (and someone else's liver) on drugs.
To: Mr. Jazzy
"We got to get ourselves..back to the garden."
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:43:22 PM PDT
by
Dan from Michigan
("If you want a little peace, sometimes you gotta fight" - Sammy Hagar)
To: Moonman62
If we can only split the schizophrenic vote, THEN we'll REALLY have something!!!
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:43:36 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jazzy
(I think James Brown said it best, "Shabbbbab-brezeee, nahn, uuhhh, Can't hep myseff.")
To: Mr. Jazzy
DAVID CROSBY AND GRAHAM NASH ANNOUNCE THEIR CANDIDACY FOR JOINT PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA With heavy emphasis on "joint".
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:44:13 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Tiajunna customes stuned my beeber)
To: Mr. Jazzy
I think this is an attempt to get Kerry to name David Crosby head of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms.
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:44:28 PM PDT
by
L.N. Smithee
(Just because I don't think like you doesn't mean I don't think for myself)
To: Mr. Jazzy
It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore....
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:44:32 PM PDT
by
Samwise
(a little song / a little dance / a little document down your pants.)
these suxor's are teh ghey..
To: All
Are you all telling me you didn't listen to CSNY way back when?
What a bunch of squares. lol
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:45:15 PM PDT
by
RWR8189
(Its Morning in America Again!)
To: Mr. Jazzy
Crosby will make Tammy Baldwin and Barbra Mikulski his "honorary" First Ladies.
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:46:28 PM PDT
by
RightWingAtheist
(Ni Jesus, Ni Marx..OUI REAGAN!)
To: Mr. Jazzy
A "Crosby/Nash" ticket that would bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "In Need of a Transplant"
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:46:44 PM PDT
by
MJY1288
("KERRY" & "EDWARDS" ARE TWO "JOHNS" THAT NEED FLUSHING!)
To: L.N. Smithee
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posted on
07/21/2004 8:47:09 PM PDT
by
sharktrager
(The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And the paving contractor lives in Chappaqua.)
To: Samwise
The Crosby Stils & Nash official web site has a banner on their site that says "Cosby Stils & Nash support Kerry / Edwards" Here it is: http://www.crosbystillsnash.com/
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