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Morford: Rig My Election, Please (Desperate neocons try to trick us into another BushCo victory)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, July 21, 2004 | Mark Morford

Posted on 07/21/2004 7:38:49 AM PDT by presidio9

Semi-clever, ultra-wealthy Bush supporters suddenly donating piles of money to the Nader campaign in an obvious attempt to steal votes from John Kerry? Pshaw. Ptouey. Child's play. Tip of the iceberg. A mere distraction. We ain't seen nuthin' yet.

This is the time of desperation and anxiety. This is the time of hysterical Orange Alerts and imminent al Quada attacks coming from outta nowhere at any minute and violating our children and kicking our puppies and badly denting our Honda Accords. And yes, this is the time of election-year political tactics coming from the increasingly anxious Right that will make Sun Tzu's "Art of War" look like a cupcake cookbook.

Do you feel it? Can you smell it in the air? The sensation that the Republican party, though various tentacles, will stop at absolutely nothing to maintain power in the White House? It's true. It's the feeling that, during the next few months, it's all about to get very shrill, and very surreal, indeed.

How about another, "imminent" terrorist threat? Pretty much a given, really. Followed, of course, by another. And then another. And then another and another until every other day the newscast features a thick-necked, panicky Tom Ridge saying yes, oh my God yes, we now have definitive proof that terrorists are more or less sort of maybe planning to strike the U.S. maybe very soon and disrupt our shopping and screw with our TV reception and blot out the sun. We just don't know, you know, where, or when, or how, or what the hell to do about it. P.S.; Vote Republican.

Look, times have changed. Of course politics has always been a truly ugly business, and each party's strategy to gain or regain power as election time rolls around has always become increasingly low-down and nasty and mudslinging and soul-cringing and borderline illegal.

But this time it all feels, somehow, different. Uglier. More sadistic.

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1 posted on 07/21/2004 7:38:52 AM PDT by presidio9
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"Semi-clever, ultra-wealthy Bush supporters"


Apparently the writer has never heard of George Soros.


2 posted on 07/21/2004 7:41:09 AM PDT by cripplecreek (John kerry is unbalanced)
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Seems the Dems can give it but cant TAKE IT!


3 posted on 07/21/2004 7:41:31 AM PDT by funkywbr
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To: ladtx; Slings and Arrows; finnman69; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; cyborg; ...

Morford Ping

4 posted on 07/21/2004 7:41:39 AM PDT by presidio9 (HAIL ANTS!!!)
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It's funny.....if you take out the words Rupublican and Right and replace them with Democrats and Left....it describes exactly what they are doing.


5 posted on 07/21/2004 7:43:49 AM PDT by Navydog
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To: presidio9
More sadistic

Somehow I think Ms Morford knows something about this.

6 posted on 07/21/2004 7:46:37 AM PDT by Fzob (Why does this tag line keep showing up?)
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and imminent al Quada attacks coming from outta nowhere at any minute and violating our children and kicking our puppies and badly denting our Honda Accords.

They must have bought the Kerry idea that the threat of Terrorism is "exaggerated"...

7 posted on 07/21/2004 7:50:46 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Q: What goes peck, peck, peck, boom? A: A chicken in a mine field.)
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This scum sucking liberal douche bag Morford has some nerve claiming we will do anything to gain power. The low life loony liberals have trotted out every foaming at the mouth Bush hating liar they can find to lie under oath (Joe Wilson, Richard Clark) and every Hollywood has been to smear this President.

Morford is a delusional liberal blinded by his hatred for George W. Bush

8 posted on 07/21/2004 7:51:11 AM PDT by MJY1288 ("KERRY" & "EDWARDS" ARE TWO "JOHNS" THAT NEED FLUSHING!)
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"But this time it all feels, somehow, different. Uglier. More sadistic."

Another insight into the depraved and perverted mind of the journalism 101 flunky at the Faggot Chronicle. Every article he writes further reveals the deviant mind of a homosexual.


9 posted on 07/21/2004 7:53:47 AM PDT by Search4Truth (When a man lies he murders some part of the world.)
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What a sophmoric, unintelligible screed. I could give a monkey a banana, set him in front of a typewriter and get something better.


10 posted on 07/21/2004 7:59:31 AM PDT by sergeantdave (Gen. Custer wore an Arrowsmith shirt to his last property owner convention.)
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Typical. The Liberals always build their kook theories on baseless accusations.
11 posted on 07/21/2004 8:08:47 AM PDT by Jaysun (You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s usually sufficient for Democrats.)
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Uh, Frau Morford? Who has the infrastructure of 'dirty tricks' in place this year as in never before? The 527s? Soros? Michael Mooron? The 9-11 Commission? Multiple propaganda films, lawsuits, shadow organizations run by recent political operatives, a poison-pen book industry, paid campaign 'advisors' lying about their past activities in government to produce illusiory charges against the administration, theft of government documents from the National Archives, documented plans to use the Judiciary Committee for partisan purposes, etc., etc., etc.?

It ain't the Pubbies.

12 posted on 07/21/2004 8:09:07 AM PDT by atomicpossum (I give up! Entropy, you win!)
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the news media receives an "anonymous" delivery of a big glossy photo of Dubya himself standing outside said cave in a manly flight suit and lookin' all tough in his cowboy boots and confused smirk as he waves an American flag in one hand holds Osama by a chain in the other?

Morford's boy-crush on W. has now reached epic proportions. Now he's got George involved in his Village People Cowboy S&M fantasies.

13 posted on 07/21/2004 8:10:27 AM PDT by ICX (This tagline was inadvertently removed from the National Archives.)
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The sound of liberal screeching in the morning reminds me of.....Victory! He he he.

Yep, they can dish it out, but they can't take it.

bunch of girlie men


14 posted on 07/21/2004 8:14:11 AM PDT by Badeye ("The day you stop learning, is the day you begin dying")
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Morford is going to have a hissy Election Night.


16 posted on 07/21/2004 8:16:01 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: presidio9
Do you feel it? Can you smell it in the air? The sensation that the Republican party, though various tentacles, will stop at absolutely nothing to maintain power in the White House? It's true. It's the feeling that, during the next few months, it's all about to get very shrill, and very surreal, indeed.

Um...no I think that is the Democrats of the last 10 years...

17 posted on 07/21/2004 8:16:02 AM PDT by RockinRight (Liberalism IS the status quo)
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Yes. These liberals make me so sick I can hardly read this drivel...


18 posted on 07/21/2004 8:18:49 AM PDT by RockinRight (Liberalism IS the status quo)
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Markie, I smell the unmistakable scent of Vaseline, poop chute, male secretion, chemical stimulants and flop sweat...oh, no, wait a minute, that's you. No, actually, what I smell is Democratic desperation. There is anxiety in this race, but not so much from the GOP as from the Democrats. It's not just you, Markie. The Democrats and the left (to the extent that they're different) at large reek of fear. Not that the Republicans might cheat, but that they might not need to. Not that John Kerry might have this election stolen from.him, but that he might not win it in the first place. That maybe Kerry and John Edwards weren't the best of all possible tickets. That maybe there actually is a majority and more of Americans who think Dubya's the better guy. Markie, the difference between the GOP and you is that we think our candidate can win. And we're both right.


19 posted on 07/21/2004 8:47:09 AM PDT by RichInOC (Vote Bush-Cheney 2004 and make Mark Morford cry.)
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Morford can be counted on to fall into the lunatic fringe of the left. After the death of President Reagan, I wrote to him about one of his editorials blasting RR. He responded with a hysterical email citing to his own prior editorials. Some people are hopeless. The best way to deal with Morford is with a landslide this fall.


20 posted on 07/21/2004 8:54:27 AM PDT by mak5
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