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Note for Howie Fans,he will be featured as "power player" of the week on Fox news Sunday @10:00 a.m.
1 posted on 07/20/2004 12:27:54 PM PDT by Redcoat LI
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To: Redcoat LI

I stick money in my bra.


2 posted on 07/20/2004 12:29:32 PM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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Yes, but only when I'm trying to stune my beeber.


3 posted on 07/20/2004 12:30:30 PM PDT by Texas dog
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Now we know why John Kerry was shopping for a jockstrap.


5 posted on 07/20/2004 12:32:31 PM PDT by dirtboy (John Kerry - Hillary without the fat ankles and the FBI files...)
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POLL:Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?

Busted again. Guess this tin foil hat isn't working after all.

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

7 posted on 07/20/2004 12:32:52 PM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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Perhaps Sandy thought he would try to impress the young secretary outside the viewing room and needed to, uh, 'enhance' his masculinity. Looking around and not finding any stray cucumbers lying about, he simply improvised.

That's my story, yer honor, and I'm stickin' to it.

11 posted on 07/20/2004 12:34:34 PM PDT by randog
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"ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?"

Only after realizing they wouldn't fit in my SOCKS

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12 posted on 07/20/2004 12:34:40 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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POLL:Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?

This is the CLINTON administration we're talking about. Lots of things were being stuffed down plenty of pants.

Doesn't Berger have a purse?


13 posted on 07/20/2004 12:35:26 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
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Stealing top secret documents O.K.. Let's put this under the Hillary lessons we learned.


14 posted on 07/20/2004 12:35:39 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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Is that a top-secret memo in your pants or are you happy to see me? (Sorry, couldn't resist!)


15 posted on 07/20/2004 12:35:56 PM PDT by justanotherfreeper
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When I was 14 I once inadvertently stuck an 8 track down my pants at Kmart & they took offense at that! Can you imagine!
16 posted on 07/20/2004 12:36:32 PM PDT by JackHawk
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Be careful to avoid giving yourself paper cuts. Those sensitive documents can be a problem in sensitive areas.


19 posted on 07/20/2004 12:37:08 PM PDT by southernnorthcarolina (Past performance is no guarantee of future results... I hope.)
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Oh! Is that where all those paper cuts came from?


21 posted on 07/20/2004 12:37:48 PM PDT by Brilliant
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Howie is doing a bang-up job this afternoon hammering this home.

Hilarious as usual!

25 posted on 07/20/2004 12:38:53 PM PDT by bikepacker67 (Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.)
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Do oranges and apples count? Now I'm not saying where I put them. It's just a fruit thingy. ;-)


26 posted on 07/20/2004 12:38:59 PM PDT by areafiftyone (Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
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Yep, I did that this morning. They itch like hell.


29 posted on 07/20/2004 12:40:59 PM PDT by Hank Rearden (Refuse to allow anyone who could only get a government job tell you how to run your life.)
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POLL: Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?

No, but I was never trying to impress Ms Plame.

32 posted on 07/20/2004 12:41:32 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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POLL:Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?

Hillary: "I don't recall."

35 posted on 07/20/2004 12:42:32 PM PDT by brewcrew
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I stopped stuffing my pants with documents because the paper cuts were bleeding through.


36 posted on 07/20/2004 12:43:12 PM PDT by Rebelbase (To democrats the truth is personal.)
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Those were not "Top Secret National Security Documents" in my pants. I was just glad to see someone.
37 posted on 07/20/2004 12:43:23 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?

No, but I once left my shorts in the National Archives.

39 posted on 07/20/2004 12:43:45 PM PDT by skeeter
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