[randog]

Perhaps Sandy thought he would try to impress the young secretary outside the viewing room and needed to, uh, 'enhance' his masculinity. Looking around and not finding any stray cucumbers lying about, he simply improvised.

That's my story, yer honor, and I'm stickin' to it.

[tertiary01]

How Funny!! I laughed so hard I got sick to my stomach. No fair at lunch time!!!

[Inspectorette]

Perhaps Sandy thought he would try to impress the young secretary outside the viewing room and needed to, uh, 'enhance' his masculinity. Looking around and not finding any stray cucumbers lying about, he simply improvised.

Sort of like Algore on the cover of Rolling Stone. That might've been the Manhattan Project papers rolled up in his pants.

[Arpege92]

Are you happy to see me or is that just secret documents in your pocket?