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POLL:Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?
the Howie Carr Show ^
Posted on 07/20/2004 12:27:51 PM PDT by Redcoat LI
Everytime I visit a National Archive,one or two documents of Historical importance winds up down my pants.
Boy was my face red the time I got home and the Bill of Rights was in my shorts
The Gettysburg address in my socks.
The Mayflower Compact under my hat.
And the Emancipation Proclamation in my shoes.
TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: howiecarr; sandyberger
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To: Redcoat LI
There's barely enough room now.
To: cyborg
Me, too! Just like my Grandma did. It is handy. No coins though.
To: Diogenesis; cyborg
I've never much cared for monkeys. It's easy to see why...
To: Redcoat LI; Chad Fairbanks
At least one Freeper has been caught with top secret armadillos in his trousers.
84
posted on
07/20/2004 1:48:18 PM PDT
by
MediaMole
(Microsoft math: 1 inch = 2.4 centimeters)
To: MediaMole
85
posted on
07/20/2004 1:57:05 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Stop thinking, and end your problems. — Lao Tzu)
To: Redcoat LI
BERGER
Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants and taken them out of the National Archives?
Yes 21%
No 79%
86
posted on
07/20/2004 2:00:31 PM PDT
by
Paleo Conservative
(Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
To: randog
Are you happy to see me or is that just secret documents in your pocket?
87
posted on
07/20/2004 2:12:15 PM PDT
by
Arpege92
(Moore is so fat that when he hauls a$$ it takes two trips - tractorman!)
To: Redcoat LI
While I would never do it, when I was in the military it crossed my mind of what would happen? Then the only thing that I could think about was that shot I would never hear. Quite a deterrent for someone that would actually do it.
88
posted on
07/20/2004 3:25:31 PM PDT
by
tobyhill
(The war on terrorism is not for the weak)
To: NorseWood
Well, we know that he is wearing legal briefs funny, but shouldn't that be illegal briefs?
89
posted on
07/20/2004 3:55:59 PM PDT
by
smonk
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