Posted on 07/20/2004 12:27:51 PM PDT by Redcoat LI
Everytime I visit a National Archive,one or two documents of Historical importance winds up down my pants.
Boy was my face red the time I got home and the Bill of Rights was in my shorts
The Gettysburg address in my socks.
The Mayflower Compact under my hat.
And the Emancipation Proclamation in my shoes.
LOL!
HEY, watch it there! Nobody plays with the secret documents in MY pants!
Are those documents in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
His ex-wife says all he needs is a thimble and a pair of rubber bands.
what is it with the former kitten administration and
"the pants"? they are constantly either putting things
in "the pants" that don't belong in "the pants", or they were
unable to keep things in "the pants" that do belong in "the
pants". and then you have the odd scenario where the first
lady actually wore "the pants".
"the pants" just won't go away with these guys . . . .
"I want to know who the abettors are here."
You and me both. My daughter is in military, and when we discussed this story this morning she had a conniption. She said she'd be six feet under at Leavenworth if she even THOUGHT of STEALING classified docs. She started hollering treason and wanted to know when the govt was going to throw Burger under the jail. I felt like I was on the phone to Rush Limbaugh, and she's just a 19-yr-old Airman.
By the way, let's call it what it is - STEALING, and TREASON. This makes Watergate look like a tea party.
I kept a letter from an old girlfiend in my underwear once, when I was younger. Much, much younger...
No. I put my pants into top secret documents.
No. I don't wear pants. I put them down my "Manbo" boxers, like a normal person.
I can't believe I beat you to this thread, Xena.
Thank your daughter for her service. (My boy is in the Navy.)
Since we no longer have the Reno "Justice" department, I think this document grabbing is going to clean the clocks of a whole lot of people.
Ha-rump, ha-rump, err, ummm, I have no clear recollection of stuffing any Top Secret Documents down my pants!
Well, we know that he is wearing legal briefs
"My question is, why would anybody admit to stuffing secret documents down there pants, socks, and whatever? I think we're being played here."
I tend to agree with you.I think that Berger was attempting to remove his panties and put them on his head so that he could get tremendous media coverage and show his solidarity with the prisoners . No burglary here, move along.
Let's face it, he did it cause he coulda!
Sandy, watch out for the staples!
In all seriousness, I've actually done research in the Rarre Book Room at the Library of Congress..no classified stuff, but a lot of valuable stuff; serious problems with people tearing out pages and trying to sneak them out. etc.
It's made abundantly clear it's a no-no and there are a lot of searches, and everyone's aware of it. I can't imagine the National Archives being any different, or anyone being dumb enough not to know it.
Way, way too funny to pass up...
No. There is nothing secret in my pants.
Really.
Extra extra large!
Wait til the other guys find out!
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