Posted on 07/20/2004 12:27:51 PM PDT by Redcoat LI
Everytime I visit a National Archive,one or two documents of Historical importance winds up down my pants.
Boy was my face red the time I got home and the Bill of Rights was in my shorts
The Gettysburg address in my socks.
The Mayflower Compact under my hat.
And the Emancipation Proclamation in my shoes.
I stick money in my bra.
Yes, but only when I'm trying to stune my beeber.
I've always wanted to visit the National Mint.
Now we know why John Kerry was shopping for a jockstrap.
LOL
Busted again. Guess this tin foil hat isn't working after all.
You too!?
I am turning into my grannie though,
starting to stuff all kinds of stuff in there.
Surprising the things that hit the floor when I get undressed in the evening.
yeah, me too. Bras are handy (so to speak) for lots of things. I put tennis balls there when playing tennis...who needs pockets?!
I inadvertently stuck a ice cream soda in my hat.</p>
That's my story, yer honor, and I'm stickin' to it.
"ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?"
Only after realizing they wouldn't fit in my SOCKS
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1175004/posts
POLL:Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?
This is the CLINTON administration we're talking about. Lots of things were being stuffed down plenty of pants.
Doesn't Berger have a purse?
Stealing top secret documents O.K.. Let's put this under the Hillary lessons we learned.
Is that a top-secret memo in your pants or are you happy to see me? (Sorry, couldn't resist!)
Secretary of Defense Cohen, Impeached Bill Clinton, Albright, and luminary National Security Adviser Sandy Berger,
holding court in the Ronald Reagan Building on April 25, 1999
"We were all making comments we shouldn't have about how the meeting was getting very boring.
So finally we decided we had to make like the monkey. Cohen
started this 'hear no evil,' and then I was next so I spoke no evil,
then Madeleine saw no evil, so Sandy Berger said, 'I'm evil.'" - Bill Clinton
It's just so convenient *lol*
Be careful to avoid giving yourself paper cuts. Those sensitive documents can be a problem in sensitive areas.
It kills my teenage boys when I use the bra as a money holder. Its the best place to keep money when you visit the amusement park!
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