Yes, Down My Pants. Oh, Like You Haven't?

American Digest ^ | July 20, 2004 | Gerard Van der Leun

[browardchad]

Excellent writing bump.

[Badeye]

Hi ya sweetie! I read the column.

[Judith Anne]

;-D

Later...

[Damocles]

Fantastico!

[aShepard]

Great!!!

While reading it, thoughts of the Gore/Rolling Stone air- brushed "package" came to mind.

I wonder what Gore had hiding down the front of his pants, maybe some ice tea, or perhaps a copy of the Norwood Dingleberry bill?

[arbee4bush]

ping ;)

[andy58-in-nh]

Yours is a wonderfully written piece, and thank you for it. As I read, I found myself growing nostalgic not merely for the misbegotten schemes of my own callow youth, but for a time and place where misdeeds had consequences, and grown-ups actually ruled the roost. I suspect that if elected, Kerry/Edwards would reprise Clinton/Gore in the latter's studied pose of non-intentionality. With that bunch it was always accidental or inadvertent or unknowing, and some Republicans' fault, besides.

[hellinahandcart]

Nice work, starting with that fab title.

[ErnBatavia]

From now on, everyone will have the "inadvertently down my pants" excuse ready for instant deployment.

The Clinton variant: "Inadvertently out of my pants"

[firewalk]

Thank you for posting this
Bttt

[Cyber Ninja]

Classified documents were "inadvertently down my pants".
They were there "accidentally", you can see at a glance.
When covering Bill’s behind,
the national press will not mind.
While the worst that will happen are a few Republican rants.

[bootless]

Outstanding article!!

[Havoc]

Bump! Good read.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Please don't miss this. It is hilarious, and extremely well-written.

[Chad Fairbanks]

OMG! I just found a long-lost copy of the Declaration of Indepantance in my undershorts! (Quick, someone fetch the restoration guys - the pages are stuck together!)

[metesky]

LOL! Honest man bump!

[Cathryn Crawford]

OMG! I just found a long-lost copy of the Declaration of Indepantance in my undershorts! (Quick, someone fetch the restoration guys - the pages are stuck together!)

Oh, Chad. I just don't know what to say, really...

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, I was trying to uhhhh form a more perfect union... yeah yeah, that's what it was. Honest.

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