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Yes, Down My Pants. Oh, Like You Haven't?
American Digest ^
| July 20, 2004
| Gerard Van der Leun
Posted on 07/20/2004 9:49:16 AM PDT by vanderleun
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Well, I was trying to uhhhh form a more perfect union... yeah yeah, that's what it was. Honest. You'll never become a "founding father" that way.
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posted on
07/20/2004 2:21:53 PM PDT
by
LexBaird
(Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
To: LexBaird
If I were a Founding Father, I'd be too busy dodging lawyers trying to serve me with Paternity Suits...
42
posted on
07/20/2004 2:24:58 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Stop thinking, and end your problems. — Lao Tzu)
To: vanderleun
Good article!
BUT ... (hitting a pet peeve) please proofread for homonyms! There, they're, and their are not interchangable, nor catchable by spell checkers.
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posted on
07/20/2004 2:25:12 PM PDT
by
LexBaird
(Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
To: Chad Fairbanks
If I were a Founding Father, I'd be too busy dodging lawyers trying to serve me with Paternity Suits... Or running the NAACP or Monochrome Coalition.
44
posted on
07/20/2004 2:26:39 PM PDT
by
LexBaird
(Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
To: LexBaird
Nope. Don't see THAT happening...
45
posted on
07/20/2004 2:29:45 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Stop thinking, and end your problems. — Lao Tzu)
To: 3AngelaD
From now on, everyone will have the "inadvertently down my pants" excuse ready for instant deployment.
LOL!!!
46
posted on
07/20/2004 2:31:07 PM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: vanderleun
"Funniest headline of the week" BUMP!
47
posted on
07/20/2004 2:32:48 PM PDT
by
Dr. Eckleburg
(There are very few shades of gray.)
To: Chad Fairbanks
Aw, c'mon! Think of the fun you could have. Socially sanctioned extortion, unaccountability for your own words, money for nothin' and your chicks for free.
48
posted on
07/20/2004 2:33:23 PM PDT
by
LexBaird
(Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
To: Ann Archy
With "stuffed in my socks" as back-up.
49
posted on
07/20/2004 2:34:32 PM PDT
by
Dr. Eckleburg
(There are very few shades of gray.)
To: LexBaird
Well, sure, all that stuff would be cool, but I don't think I could live with myself... but, now that I think about it, I don't HAVE to ;0)
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posted on
07/20/2004 2:46:55 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Stop thinking, and end your problems. — Lao Tzu)
To: Chad Fairbanks
Just looked at your profile. So, just how did that armadillo get into your pants? You trying to pull a Sandy on that poor animal?
51
posted on
07/20/2004 2:50:59 PM PDT
by
LexBaird
(Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
To: LexBaird
I'm sorry ma'am, but that information is classified...
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posted on
07/20/2004 2:52:56 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Stop thinking, and end your problems. — Lao Tzu)
To: Chad Fairbanks
Hey, that's just what Sandy said...
53
posted on
07/20/2004 2:56:18 PM PDT
by
LexBaird
(Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
To: LexBaird
No wonder the aliens were so interested in Berger's pants... they want out national secrets!
54
posted on
07/20/2004 2:59:06 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Stop thinking, and end your problems. — Lao Tzu)
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet; vanderleun
Great article, especially the title, VDL!
The teacher in me needs to insist that you study the difference between "there", "their", and "they're" before you write another article, however.Thanks for the ping, Daughter! Even NPR covered this today, but they didn't discuss how documents could "accidentally" find their way into Berger's britches.
55
posted on
07/20/2004 3:35:54 PM PDT
by
Amelia
To: Blood of Tyrants
To: Amelia
THWACK! Thank you, Miss Amelia. I deserved that. I have corrected the original article over on American Digest, but I fear it is out of reach here.
I shall now write 1000 times: "They're reading their article carefully over there before they post their writing over here."
Ready. Begin:
"They're reading their article carefully over there before they post their writing over here."
"They're reading their article carefully over there before they post their writing over here."
"They're reading their article carefully over there before they post their writing over here."
"They're reading their article carefully over there before they post their writing over here."
"They're reading their article carefully over there before they post their writing over here."
.... I'll take the rest offline.
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posted on
07/20/2004 3:59:24 PM PDT
by
vanderleun
(from <a href="http://americandigest.org" target=new> American Digest </a>)
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Thanks for the ping!
I passed this one around far and wide LOL. Hilarious!
58
posted on
07/20/2004 4:04:43 PM PDT
by
terilyn
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet; vanderleun
Thank you. That is a nice piece. And funny, too!
Boy, the underlying story here has got me completely baffled. Please let me know if anyone can make any sense of it. LOL. ;-)
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posted on
07/20/2004 4:51:50 PM PDT
by
Scenic Sounds
(Sí, estamos libres sonreír otra vez - ahora y siempre.)
To: vanderleun
Sorry, I try not to take my work home with me.
I like your sentence, though!
60
posted on
07/20/2004 5:02:08 PM PDT
by
Amelia
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