1 posted on
07/19/2004 3:17:14 AM PDT by
Elle Bee
To: Elle Bee
Island Community Church Pastor Tony Hammon said he is not happy about what's going on at the sandbar. He recalled an incident where a local youth was punched in the face by an unknown assailant at the sandbar and needed reconstructive surgery. Why reconstruct the face of someone dumb enough to be hanging there as a target? Future Florida voters - if they can find the voting areas.
2 posted on
07/19/2004 3:28:30 AM PDT by
xJones
To: Elle Bee
So those are what hanging chads look like. It's also how they feed the alligators.
To: Elle Bee
Welcome to the sandbar
4 posted on
07/19/2004 3:29:02 AM PDT by
endthematrix
(To enter my lane you must use your turn signal!)
To: Elle Bee
Brazil said there are no laws against somebody embedding hooks into their body and hanging from a tripod at the sandbar.
I guess they hadn't gotten around to that one yet.
5 posted on
07/19/2004 3:47:46 AM PDT by
GeronL
(wketchup.com........................www.bushcountryketchup.com)
To: Elle Bee
Key West Citizen & Bait Wrapper?? =o)
6 posted on
07/19/2004 3:48:33 AM PDT by
GeronL
(wketchup.com........................www.bushcountryketchup.com)
To: Elle Bee
I recall after the 2002 elections, one enlightened soul on DU expressing a desire to "take monkey tranks and hang myself from a meathook". Same guy?
8 posted on
07/19/2004 3:50:04 AM PDT by
mozarky2
(Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist.)
To: Elle Bee
What the hell is wrong with people anymore???
9 posted on
07/19/2004 3:50:18 AM PDT by
Adder
(Can we bring back stoning again? Please?)
To: Elle Bee
On the other hand, you can visit Earnest Hemingway's 6 toed cats.
11 posted on
07/19/2004 4:03:28 AM PDT by
kb2614
( You have everything to fear, including fear itself. - The new DNC slogan)
To: Elle Bee
A young woman, her feet splashing the surface of the shallow water, hung from the contraption, the hooks embedded firmly into her shoulders.Apparently she never uttered the phrase, "Get yer meathooks offa me."
(Hanging around the sandbar means something different than I thought.)
To: Elle Bee
You know, Jimmy Buffett must have had this place in mind when he wrote this song:
She came down from Cincinnati
It took her three days on a train
Lookin' for some peace and quiet;
hoped to see the sun again.
But now she lives down by the ocean.
She's takin' care to look for sharks.
They hang out in the local bars,
And they feed right after dark.
Can't you feel 'em circlin', closin'in, honey
Can't you feel 'em swimmin' around?
You got fins to the left, fins to the right,
and your the only bait in town.
Your got fins to the left, fins to the right,
and your the only girl in town.
14 posted on
07/19/2004 5:36:33 AM PDT by
mc5cents
("We will have to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Hillary Clinton)
To: Elle Bee
Brazil said there are no laws against somebody embedding hooks into their body and hanging from a tripod at the sandbar. If you outlaw embedding hooks into your body and hanging from a tripod at the sandbar, then only outlaws will embed hooks into their body and hang from a tripod at the sandbar.
15 posted on
07/19/2004 6:52:14 AM PDT by
jtminton
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To: Elle Bee
Typical Kerry voters. Nothing to see here.
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