"Brazil, who has seen a number of bizarre incidents in his 23 years as a Monroe County law enforcement officer, said the meat-hook tripod tops them all."
I don't know ---the one with the naked lady "screaming that people were coming out of the pictures in her house" is pretty bizarre.
And the one with the father (Mel Gibson?) and two daughters "wearing aluminum foil on their heads and bodies to deflect the waves" is right up there too.