Posted on 07/16/2004 7:28:43 AM PDT by presidio9
"BoBo? It's Syndee. You ready, girl? The convention starts in an hour, and the senators are salivating!" "Hi, Syn! Almost ready! Just finishing my makeup. Hey, which outfit you think I should wear tonight? My red, white, and blue glitter spandex halter with the peekaboo panties, or the red vinyl skirt with the Velcro tear-away crotch and the big picture of the M-1 tank on the butt?"
"Oooh, I'd go with the tank, Bo. This is the GOP convention, girl! These Republicans love their war, you know? It's all about big phallic missiles and manly howitzers and 'weapons of ass destruction.' Be sure to use that line, too -- they eat that stuff up. Hurry up! The cab's waiting!"
"Howitz-what? Hang on one more minute, Syn -- I wanna look my best. After all, I hear we got a lot of competition this week."
"Bo, there's so many strippers and hookers in town to play 'hide the WMD' with these conservatives, it would make Larry Flynt proud. They flew in from London, Seattle, L.A., all over, just for this, because demand is so high."
"Wow! Wait wait wait, I'm confused. Aren't the Republicans supposed to be the 'moral,' sex-hating, anti-women, Bible-quoting ones? I don't get it."
"Worst-kept secret in all of politics, Bo. It's a fact: Demand for sex workers is at an all-time high when the GOP convention's in town. Hell, there was even a New York Daily News article about it a while back. These Repubs are such a desperately horny, repressed bunch, they just can't get enough of paying for 'amoral' sex. So ironic. If Middle America only knew how this group is so fulla perverts and horndogs, they'd have a fit."
"I bet they already know, and just don't wanna 'fess up to it? I mean, I even heard that little Johnny Ashcroft has a secret fetish for tequila and handcuffs."
"So true! It's funny, people think the GOP convention must be all about square dancing and white-wine spritzers and bow ties and wistful Reaganomics. Ha! Remember, BoBo, this is the party of guns and corporate money and repressed homosexuality and big oil, misogyny and Xanax addictions and war war war. These GOP boys have some good issues. Deep-seated anxieties and fears and the most extensive secret gay-porn collections you've ever seen! Cut these boys loose among their own and it's like putting a priest in a schoolyard."
"Mysog-what? Wow, you sure know a lot, Syn! Are you, like, psychic or something?"
"Girl, I've seen enough Repubs sneak out on their wives to make Jerry Falwell quiver. Working this convention is like giving candy to starving children. Plus, I was a speechwriter for Bush the Elder back in '92. I worked the convention floor as a delegate."
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
Morford writes just to get posted on FR and then he can brag to his friends about tweaking the conservatives. That's all.
As a matter of fact, we can probably count on it. A DemocRAT hooker sting operation to catch a bunch of us. Anyone else think of this as a possibility?
This is a typical example of this writers product and the fact that he continues to be published by SFGate/SFChronicle and loved by it's readers is testament to the nasty, intolerant and hateful attitude that represents modern liberal ideology.
Another way to look at this is to observe that this is a backhanded admission that the Democrats are basically homos who don't "do" girs and cheapskates who want it for free. Which is probably true.
Mark Morford mocking hookers? He should show more respect to his betters.
:) Well i sure live could without seeing his name anywhere around here. the man is a disgusting pig. and he has nothing redeeming about him.
It seems that Morford, being the enlightened, progressive, super-smart peter-puffer that he is, would know the difference between amoral, and immoral.
Morford is liberal genital worship boiled down to its very essence. I find her fascinating.
Just because the escort services are saying this, and alerted the news media, doesn't mean that it's true. I think the whole story smacks of being an urban legend; it's too good to be true.
Now, now. Noone is useless. He can always serve as a bad example.
And no respectable person should subscribe to such trash. I would never allow a cent of my money to support this person and no Freeper should do so either. Without subscriptions, these liberal rags will die the death they so richly deserve.
The recent cases of circulation fraud indicate that we can have an impact on the liberal media. But only if we stop paying them.
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