Morford: Hello, God? It's Me, Dubya Lord? Bush here. I'm confused.

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, July 14, 2004 | Mark Morford

[presidio9]

Yep, the good citizens of San Fransisco have their priorities all squared away...

[Gritty]

Thank Heavens some of this article excerpted. Normally, I hate excerpting.

In Ms. Morford's case, I will make a happy exception. We need "quidnunc" to get off Steyn and Hanson and get on Morford.

[freebilly]

I wasted my precious vision for 10 seconds on this offal.

Don't ever post this guy again without a Turd Alert....

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

I prayed for him and Ted Rall last night!

[reagan_fanatic]

I take the message to the people, don't I? I spout that evangelical born-again crap in pisswater Podunk conservative churches across this burned-out fear-drunk nation like I was emceeing a freakin' rodeo in Crawford

I wonder how much his mastery over the English language is going to count when he stands in the presence of the Almighty and has to explain words such as this?

Me thinks his butt-plug is in a little too tight.

[King Prout]

the sad thing: I know some folks who would probably nod their heads in solemn agreement with Morford.
the sadder thing: some of them would probably believe that this was actually written by Dubya if I told them it was.

the left's hateriotism has grown to absurd proportions.
it is like a brain tumor - it has displaced and strangled the higher functions in the heads of many on the left.

[AngryJawa]

Wow.

I've seen some pretty nasty stuff form this freak, but this one is over the line. I find it difficult to beleive that even such a rag as the SF Chronicle would allow this in their opinion section just for the reason of maintaining some trace of journalistic integrity.

Time to get back on the turnip truck, I guess.

[dasein64]

This is what passes for humor in a real newspaper? Says a lot about the mentality of both the author and the editors. Gods gonna get them. LOL.

[Rutles4Ever]

He's getting a ring all to himself...

[Skooz]

Heave till you die of dehydration alert.

[x1stcav]

Morford is an example of someone who has been buggered too much, too often.

[Rutles4Ever]

Morford is clearly jealous that he wasn't asked to fellate the entire DemonCratic fundraiser last weekend.

I suspect the Whoopi Goldberg train wreck is going to have these poseurs climbing out of the woodworks to get in their long-thought-out infantile jabs...

[DustyMoment]

Carrying as much hate as Morford has, I actually feel sorry for his rotted, blackened soul.

[ThisLittleLightofMine]

They just don't get it, it's not about hate. How insulting to the President, The People, and mostly to God.

[Hammerhead]

my professor last night was explaining the theoretic principles of the holographic universe.

I guess he was to chicken to try and explain irrational musings of Ms. Morford.

[spodefly]

Free speech is alive and well in America, no matter how delusional that speech may be.

[atomicpossum]

I appreciate Frau Morford highlighting the choice we have this November.

[sarasota]

Sounds like something my former high school students would turn in to impress their liberal English teacher. It would have been lost on me, however.

[Congressman Billybob]

Why do you bother to post the garbage of this bigoted rump ranger here on FreeRepublic? Maureen Dowd is probably the outer limits of bigoted morons whose "writings" are worth referring to to see what the enemy is up to. No matter how you define the line defining marginally useful in a negative sense, Moford is beyond it.

Think about not posting any more of Moford's stuff. For the same reason that most of us would not spend $5 to see and revile Moore's "documentary," most of us should not be inflicted with spending five minutes, or even five seconds, with Moford's literary vomitus.

Congressman Billybob

Latest column, "To the Supreme Court: I Quit"

[expatguy]

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