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To: 11th Earl of Mar
doncha hate it when that happens?
2 posted on
07/14/2004 5:56:43 AM PDT by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Wonder if the outhouse had a crescent on it? ;)
3 posted on
07/14/2004 5:57:25 AM PDT by
mewzilla
To: 11th Earl of Mar
The methane gases inside the outhouse didn't "take too kindly" to the lit cigaretteLOL! I was thing Natural Gas had caused it.
4 posted on
07/14/2004 5:58:30 AM PDT by
shiva
To: 11th Earl of Mar
The methane gases inside the outhouse didn't "take too kindly" to the lit cigaretteLOL! I was thing Natural Gas had caused it.
5 posted on
07/14/2004 5:58:39 AM PDT by
shiva
To: 11th Earl of Mar
6 posted on
07/14/2004 5:58:44 AM PDT by
Wolfie
To: dd5339
Something smells here....
Never mind.
(OUCH!!)
9 posted on
07/14/2004 6:00:24 AM PDT by
cavtrooper21
(I would have gone to work today, but the voices told me to stay home... and FREEP!!)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
In these days of global news, I hate it when it takes me visiting an advertiser of a website just to figure out what City/State/Country they are talking about.
After all, how many outhouses are still left in the USA? I imagine there's not all that many left.
13 posted on
07/14/2004 6:03:04 AM PDT by
Malsua
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Alert the "puff list". Those people need to be warned. ;9)
14 posted on
07/14/2004 6:03:56 AM PDT by
Ditter
To: 11th Earl of Mar; aculeus; dighton; Lijahsbubbe; DainBramage; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; ...
Mon EMS workers said the man was not severely hurt but they could not comment specifically on his injuries or release his name due to privacy policies. Must have left a mark.
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Hmmm...
I thought we covered this?
17 posted on
07/14/2004 6:05:52 AM PDT by
Hatteras
To: 11th Earl of Mar; mhking
Outhouse Explodes, Burns SmokerHold muh ass.
20 posted on
07/14/2004 6:07:02 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
21 posted on
07/14/2004 6:07:05 AM PDT by
exnavy
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Well, maybe it was the cig, but I'm not sure about cell phones either. Aside from some interesting background music, there are other considerations to take into account when using the phone in a portable john.
22 posted on
07/14/2004 6:07:28 AM PDT by
Kay Syrah
(nice finish)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
1. The spokesperson said a man, whose identity is not being released - ....duh....
2. Gives a brand new meaning to the term "sh!t for brains"...doncha think?
28 posted on
07/14/2004 6:09:00 AM PDT by
grumple
(I'm too old to worry about whether or not I'm a pain in your ass...)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Time for Preparation CO2.
29 posted on
07/14/2004 6:10:19 AM PDT by
Uncle Miltie
(Mullahs swinging from lamp posts.....)
To: 11th Earl of Mar; *puff_list; CSM; Just another Joe; SheLion; Conspiracy Guy; Mears; metesky; ...
Ka-Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30 posted on
07/14/2004 6:11:50 AM PDT by
Gabz
(Ted Kennedy's driving has killed more people than second hand smoke)
To: 11th Earl of Mar; Old Sarge
That reminds me of a joke about Joe the hillbilly who went to the Army.
Joe had been gone from his home for quite some time. One day his mother saw him walking back up the dirt road toward the house. She went out and said, "Whar you ben Joe?"
Joe answered, "I went off ant joint the Army Ma."
"What did you larn thar?" she asked.
"I learnt how to shot a fancy gun, make my bed, and all sorts of good things."
Ma told Joe, "You better go say Hi to your Pa then."
Joe went to the barn and talked to his Pa.
Pa asked Joe, ""Whar you ben to Joe? We bin a missin you"
Joe answered, "I went off ant joint the Army Pa."
"What did you larn while you were thar?" Pa asked
"I learnt a lot of things, like shootin a fancy gun, blowin up things and throwing hand grenades."
"What's that?" Pa asked.
Joe said, "I brung one home to show you. What you do, is pull this here thing out and then you throw it at what you want to blow up", as he lobbed it toward the outhouse. The grenade rolled up next to the outhouse and blew it to smithereens.
About that time, Grampa comes stumbling out brushing the dust off of himself.
Pa and Joe run up and ask him, "You OK Gramps?"
Grampa said, "Yup, but I ain't never gonna fart and light my pipe in the outhouse again!"
38 posted on
07/14/2004 6:24:35 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(Flush the john/john rat ticket in 2004. #1 & #4 liberals in Congress.)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
39 posted on
07/14/2004 6:25:07 AM PDT by
solo gringo
(Give us more of Bush/Cheney in o4.)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
To: jbeachgrl5
Multitasking gone wrong, ping!
50 posted on
07/14/2004 7:24:39 AM PDT by
CSM
("The Democrat Cocktail: Ketchup with a Chaser." by JennysCool (7/7/04))
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