BAKEOFF! Bush vs. Heinz-Kerry Call for Votes!

American Digest ^ | July 10, 2004 | Gerard Van der Leun

[vanderleun]

Who's it gonna be? Farm Fresh Oatmeal & Chocolate or Olde Pumpkin Spice?

THEY BAKE, YOU DECIDE! Laura Bush and the highly hyphenated Teresa Heinz-Kerry have both submitted their cookie recipies to Family Circle. The magazine has made them available at: Family Circle Presents: 2004 Election Cookie Cookoff (AKA The Hillary Rodham Clinton I Don't Got to Bake You No Steenkin' Cookies Memorial).

You head to the page and you imagine, or perhaps you actually bake, the cute little morsels.

Then you savor either the rich chewy goodness of robust oatmeal slathered with moist and meltingly sweet tang of the finest chocolate chunks, or the sharp, sophisticated tang of strange French tasting spices rammed unremittingly into the dank goo of old pumpkin.

Then you make your unbiased vote at the site for First Lady Laura Bush's heavenly American creations, or Lucky Widow and Wannabe Teresa Heinz Kerry's appeasement wafers.

I've already made my choice but I won't say which in order not to color the results.

Remember: Vote early and vote often.

[ErnBatavia]

Ms. Heinz Kerry always has the "Marijuana Cookie" munchies thing look about her. I would no way eat anything she'd laced .... er .... whipped together.

I value my lucidity (such as it is) too much.

[evad]

Ahhh..
the old "evil cookie" ploy.

[SandRat]

I'm a sucker for Oatmeal Cookies baked by a conservative Southern Bell. So you know who I voted for.

[mewzilla]

LOL. One of the morning shows, forget which but I think it was GMA, tested the recipes on some of the folks outside the studio. Mrs. Bush's cookies won hands down. Terayzah's were greated with a big ICK. And this was in NYC...Bwah hah hah hah.

[Fintan]

Where'd Teresa buy the cookies?

 

[nuconvert]

Hey....I've had those pumpkin cookies before, and they're supposed to have a white icing on top. (sprinkles optional)
They still don't match up to oatmeal chocolate chip........

[mykdsmom]

EEEWWWW...Nasty!

Those pumpkin cookies look exactly like something my dog left in the front yard this am.

MKM

[I-53]

the sharp, sophisticated tang of strange French tasting spices rammed unremittingly into the dank goo of old pumpkin.

heh heh

[nothingnew]

I've already made my choice but I won't say which in order not to color the results.

Thank you for being fair and balanced....or the sharp, sophisticated tang of strange French tasting spices rammed unremittingly into the dank goo of old pumpkin.

FMCDH(BITS)

[chainsaw]

I will not eat anything made from a democrat recipe. I'm happy as a healthy conservative - I don't care to get sick.

[Caipirabob]

Who here believes for a second that "Terezza" has ever seen the inside of a kitchen?!?

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Terroriza will probably have a few words with her cook when she gets home (Through her translator, of course.)

[Paul Atreides]

Olde Pumpkin Spice

Why does this sound like something that F'n would call Terrazo?

[FlashBack]

I'm with you SandRat...
No way I'd put anything in my mouth that Tereeza "baked".
And I'd be first in line if invited to a tasty meal prepared by Mrs. B!!!!!!
IMO....GW did very well.

[patriciamary]

I posted my response on the web site but I am the only comment?

[Joe 6-pack]

"Hey....I've had those pumpkin cookies before, and they're supposed to have a white icing on top."

These are supposed to be served with ketchup....

[SandRat]

ummmm,... Oatmeal Cookies!!!!!

No wonder GW has to do his own manual work on the ranch and run in Washington. He has to burn off those extra Oatmeal Cookie calories.

[nuconvert]

Gotcha

[leprechaun9]

The POS Heinz cookies look yellow - how appropriate!