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Unsafe (Sex) At Any Speed
The Smoking Gun ^ | July 8, 2004

Posted on 07/08/2004 3:51:17 PM PDT by NCjim

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To: Eaker

LOL!
I always look for a vehicle with 90 or higher cubic feet of space in the interior.


41 posted on 07/09/2004 8:43:05 AM PDT by Darksheare (Don't believe him! He's CRAZY! Why, he won't even let me say 'hello' from inside his head.)
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To: NCjim

Where's a COPS camera crew when you really, really need them?


42 posted on 07/09/2004 8:45:52 AM PDT by RichInOC ("132 and Bush, I've got him at gunpoint....")
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To: NCjim; cyborg; OXENinFLA
They should've consulted with P.J. first:

http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/how2/how2.html

;-)

43 posted on 07/09/2004 8:49:29 AM PDT by StriperSniper ("Ronald Reagan, the Founding Father of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy." - Mark Levin 6/8/04)
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To: StriperSniper

LOL


44 posted on 07/09/2004 8:51:15 AM PDT by cyborg (the NYT is slipping down the hypotenuse of relevancy)
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To: NCjim

Some guy named Meatloaf wrote a song about this a while ago, I think.


45 posted on 07/09/2004 8:53:06 AM PDT by bankwalker (Washington needs an enema.)
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To: NCjim

At least he could have worn a seatbelt. It would have added mild bondage to the mix as well as minimizing his injuries. I guess there wasn't much she could do to make the deed safer for herself, though.


46 posted on 07/09/2004 3:10:17 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: NCjim

Well --- I hope they were having 'safe sex'. </sarcasm>


47 posted on 07/09/2004 8:31:43 PM PDT by Exit148
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To: TC Rider
30 minutes?? Yow, you have very high expectations, or were you figuring in some cuddling time?

I think if a guy is going to fornicate with a girl in a parked car, he should at least cuddle her for awhile ... (ducking & running for cover...)

48 posted on 07/10/2004 7:15:17 AM PDT by valkyrieanne
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To: NCjim
Unsafe at any speed


Damn, I was hoping 45 mph would do the trick!
49 posted on 07/10/2004 7:18:15 AM PDT by dagoofyfoot
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Neither Nunez or Doughtery, 18, was wearing a seat belt, according to investigators.

I'm at a loss to imagine how a seat belt would be arranged in this situation.

50 posted on 07/10/2004 7:20:31 AM PDT by William Terrell (Individuals can exist without government but government can't exist without individuals.)
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