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Unsafe (Sex) At Any Speed
The Smoking Gun ^ | July 8, 2004

Posted on 07/08/2004 3:51:17 PM PDT by NCjim

Car crashes as naked N.J. teens frolic in front-seat

A teenaged couple having sex as they sped along a New Jersey road were seriously injured Monday night when their car crashed into a utility pole, according to the below police accident report. Cops arriving at the Vineland accident scene found driver Carl Nunez, 18, naked from the waist down and noticed passenger Nicole Dougherty's underwear on the auto's passenger seat. Investigators also discovered an open bottle of Corona beer--and the broken remains of a second bottle--in the crumpled Mitsubishi Mirage. According to the accident report, witness Nery Veliz told cops that he was driving behind the speeding Mitsubishi and saw "a white female who appeared to be naked climb on top of the driver and move as if they were having sex." The vehicle then veered off the roadway, Veliz reported, first striking a mailbox and then slamming into the telephone pole. Neither Nunez or Doughtery, 18, was wearing a seat belt, according to investigators. Nunez was cited for driving without insurance, though additional charges could result from an ongoing police investigation.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: New Jersey
KEYWORDS: teens
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To: Eaker

LOL!
I always look for a vehicle with 90 or higher cubic feet of space in the interior.


41 posted on 07/09/2004 8:43:05 AM PDT by Darksheare (Don't believe him! He's CRAZY! Why, he won't even let me say 'hello' from inside his head.)
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To: NCjim

Where's a COPS camera crew when you really, really need them?


42 posted on 07/09/2004 8:45:52 AM PDT by RichInOC ("132 and Bush, I've got him at gunpoint....")
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To: NCjim; cyborg; OXENinFLA
They should've consulted with P.J. first:

http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/how2/how2.html

;-)

43 posted on 07/09/2004 8:49:29 AM PDT by StriperSniper ("Ronald Reagan, the Founding Father of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy." - Mark Levin 6/8/04)
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To: StriperSniper

LOL


44 posted on 07/09/2004 8:51:15 AM PDT by cyborg (the NYT is slipping down the hypotenuse of relevancy)
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To: NCjim

Some guy named Meatloaf wrote a song about this a while ago, I think.


45 posted on 07/09/2004 8:53:06 AM PDT by bankwalker (Washington needs an enema.)
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To: NCjim

At least he could have worn a seatbelt. It would have added mild bondage to the mix as well as minimizing his injuries. I guess there wasn't much she could do to make the deed safer for herself, though.


46 posted on 07/09/2004 3:10:17 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: NCjim

Well --- I hope they were having 'safe sex'. </sarcasm>


47 posted on 07/09/2004 8:31:43 PM PDT by Exit148
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To: TC Rider
30 minutes?? Yow, you have very high expectations, or were you figuring in some cuddling time?

I think if a guy is going to fornicate with a girl in a parked car, he should at least cuddle her for awhile ... (ducking & running for cover...)

48 posted on 07/10/2004 7:15:17 AM PDT by valkyrieanne
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To: NCjim
Unsafe at any speed


Damn, I was hoping 45 mph would do the trick!
49 posted on 07/10/2004 7:18:15 AM PDT by dagoofyfoot
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To: NCjim
Neither Nunez or Doughtery, 18, was wearing a seat belt, according to investigators.

I'm at a loss to imagine how a seat belt would be arranged in this situation.

50 posted on 07/10/2004 7:20:31 AM PDT by William Terrell (Individuals can exist without government but government can't exist without individuals.)
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