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Unsafe (Sex) At Any Speed
The Smoking Gun ^ | July 8, 2004

Posted on 07/08/2004 3:51:17 PM PDT by NCjim

Car crashes as naked N.J. teens frolic in front-seat

A teenaged couple having sex as they sped along a New Jersey road were seriously injured Monday night when their car crashed into a utility pole, according to the below police accident report. Cops arriving at the Vineland accident scene found driver Carl Nunez, 18, naked from the waist down and noticed passenger Nicole Dougherty's underwear on the auto's passenger seat. Investigators also discovered an open bottle of Corona beer--and the broken remains of a second bottle--in the crumpled Mitsubishi Mirage. According to the accident report, witness Nery Veliz told cops that he was driving behind the speeding Mitsubishi and saw "a white female who appeared to be naked climb on top of the driver and move as if they were having sex." The vehicle then veered off the roadway, Veliz reported, first striking a mailbox and then slamming into the telephone pole. Neither Nunez or Doughtery, 18, was wearing a seat belt, according to investigators. Nunez was cited for driving without insurance, though additional charges could result from an ongoing police investigation.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: New Jersey
KEYWORDS: teens
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To: sweetliberty

Just goes to show: You don't have sex and drive in a Mitsubishi.
You use a Dodge King Cab with Bench Front Seat option.


21 posted on 07/08/2004 5:55:53 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't believe him! He's CRAZY! Why, he won't even let me say 'hello' from inside his head.)
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To: Servant of the 9

*Snort*
Headless monster jokes coming down the road..


22 posted on 07/08/2004 5:56:46 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't believe him! He's CRAZY! Why, he won't even let me say 'hello' from inside his head.)
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To: Normal4me

Any reply with the word "panties" in it just make me laugh.


23 posted on 07/08/2004 6:00:35 PM PDT by TankerKC (R.I.P. Spc Trevor A. Win'E American Hero)
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To: Servant of the 9

There's a good chance the collision would just cause her to nip it off, and leave you alive (sort of).

So9


Now that would make me re-think that as a nice way to go.
What a scarey thought...ouch.


24 posted on 07/08/2004 6:03:26 PM PDT by conshack
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To: Normal4me
Musta been a helluva wreck to knock her panties off like that.

It just knocked her panties off, hell apparently it knocked off his shoes, pants and drawers!!!

Cracked me up when I first read it though!!!

25 posted on 07/08/2004 6:06:36 PM PDT by Eaker (R.I.P Phudd 28-Jun-04)
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To: Servant of the 9
" I figured you'd find this thread"

Now whyever would you think that?

26 posted on 07/08/2004 6:07:10 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Ignatz

He had an accident and the girl bit it off, he bled to death.


27 posted on 07/08/2004 6:14:31 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Liberals are like catfish ( all mouth and no brains )(bottom feeders))
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To: Darksheare
Voice of experience???




No response necessary!!!

28 posted on 07/08/2004 6:15:13 PM PDT by Eaker (R.I.P Phudd 28-Jun-04)
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To: NCjim

NJ has no places to pull over and park for 30 minutes?


29 posted on 07/08/2004 6:19:08 PM PDT by valkyrieanne
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

Wow! I guess Senator Ted feels like he got off pretty lucky...oops! "got off" was a poor choice of words.


30 posted on 07/08/2004 6:26:11 PM PDT by Ignatz (Genuine Tiajunna stuned beebers! Only $9.95 plus S&H......)
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To: valkyrieanne
NJ has no places to pull over and park for 30 minutes?

30 minutes?? Yow, you have very high expectations, or were you figuring in some cuddling time?

31 posted on 07/08/2004 6:26:21 PM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: NCjim
Nunez was cited for driving without insurance

What???? No condom?

32 posted on 07/08/2004 6:40:21 PM PDT by Balding_Eagle (Liberalism has developed into a mental disorder)
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To: Eaker

LOL!
Um.. Well.. Spacious seating is excellent and roomy..


33 posted on 07/08/2004 6:48:15 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't believe him! He's CRAZY! Why, he won't even let me say 'hello' from inside his head.)
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To: valkyrieanne

Not really, the cops are always there for their 30 minutes.


34 posted on 07/08/2004 6:49:16 PM PDT by Darksheare (Don't believe him! He's CRAZY! Why, he won't even let me say 'hello' from inside his head.)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

JFK's older brother was killed in action in WWII.


35 posted on 07/08/2004 6:52:36 PM PDT by kms61
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To: Darksheare
Fingers in ears

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

36 posted on 07/08/2004 7:44:50 PM PDT by Eaker (R.I.P Phudd 28-Jun-04)
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To: kms61

It was WWII, but it was not military action.
It was a one car accident, not a military car.


37 posted on 07/08/2004 8:37:46 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Liberals are like catfish ( all mouth and no brains )(bottom feeders))
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

That's incorrect. See the following link: http://www.aviationmuseum.net/Joe_Kennedy.htm


38 posted on 07/08/2004 9:04:20 PM PDT by kms61
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To: kms61
This is as wrong as the movie PT 109 which was hit by a
jap destroyer and sunk because the skipper shut down the
engines in a war zone.
39 posted on 07/08/2004 9:08:38 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Liberals are like catfish ( all mouth and no brains )(bottom feeders))
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

It's been amply documented in the official records. Where's the proof for your assertion?


40 posted on 07/08/2004 9:15:27 PM PDT by kms61
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