Posted on 07/08/2004 3:51:17 PM PDT by NCjim
Car crashes as naked N.J. teens frolic in front-seat
A teenaged couple having sex as they sped along a New Jersey road were seriously injured Monday night when their car crashed into a utility pole, according to the below police accident report. Cops arriving at the Vineland accident scene found driver Carl Nunez, 18, naked from the waist down and noticed passenger Nicole Dougherty's underwear on the auto's passenger seat. Investigators also discovered an open bottle of Corona beer--and the broken remains of a second bottle--in the crumpled Mitsubishi Mirage. According to the accident report, witness Nery Veliz told cops that he was driving behind the speeding Mitsubishi and saw "a white female who appeared to be naked climb on top of the driver and move as if they were having sex." The vehicle then veered off the roadway, Veliz reported, first striking a mailbox and then slamming into the telephone pole. Neither Nunez or Doughtery, 18, was wearing a seat belt, according to investigators. Nunez was cited for driving without insurance, though additional charges could result from an ongoing police investigation.
Just goes to show: You don't have sex and drive in a Mitsubishi.
You use a Dodge King Cab with Bench Front Seat option.
*Snort*
Headless monster jokes coming down the road..
Any reply with the word "panties" in it just make me laugh.
There's a good chance the collision would just cause her to nip it off, and leave you alive (sort of).
So9
Now that would make me re-think that as a nice way to go.
What a scarey thought...ouch.
It just knocked her panties off, hell apparently it knocked off his shoes, pants and drawers!!!
Cracked me up when I first read it though!!!
Now whyever would you think that?
He had an accident and the girl bit it off, he bled to death.
No response necessary!!!
NJ has no places to pull over and park for 30 minutes?
Wow! I guess Senator Ted feels like he got off pretty lucky...oops! "got off" was a poor choice of words.
30 minutes?? Yow, you have very high expectations, or were you figuring in some cuddling time?
What???? No condom?
LOL!
Um.. Well.. Spacious seating is excellent and roomy..
Not really, the cops are always there for their 30 minutes.
JFK's older brother was killed in action in WWII.
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It was WWII, but it was not military action.
It was a one car accident, not a military car.
That's incorrect. See the following link: http://www.aviationmuseum.net/Joe_Kennedy.htm
It's been amply documented in the official records. Where's the proof for your assertion?
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