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1 posted on 07/06/2004 7:20:28 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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First shemale vice presidential candidate.


2 posted on 07/06/2004 7:23:07 PM PDT by samtheman (www.georgewbush.com)
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Johnny E: You're just jealous 'cause I'm so pretty.


3 posted on 07/06/2004 7:28:25 PM PDT by TomGuy (After 30 years in the Senate, all Kerry has to run on is 4 months of service in Viet Nam.)
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I hate to be kind to some liberal lawyer, but I think he is a cutie. He's much nicer than the dorky looking guy he is running with! Sorry folks, if he were a conservative republican, many would be thinking he is a sweetie. OTOH, I think Bush is way more adorable...more real.


4 posted on 07/06/2004 7:29:48 PM PDT by JudyinCanada
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"To this day, Senator John Edwards salivates at the sight of an ambulance."


5 posted on 07/06/2004 7:30:05 PM PDT by junaid
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6 posted on 07/06/2004 7:31:10 PM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/])
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The coming of Edwards was predicted.
7 posted on 07/06/2004 7:32:03 PM PDT by Bogey78O (Counter offer. All prisoners are to be killed unless he is released)
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12 posted on 07/06/2004 7:34:58 PM PDT by arichtaxpayer (We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.)
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Does he, or doesn't he? Only the livestock know for sure.

13 posted on 07/06/2004 7:35:15 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("This house is sho' gone crazy!")
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He got a pur-ty mouth...


14 posted on 07/06/2004 7:35:22 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (DEFUND THE CPB AND IT'S SPAWN: NPR, PBS & RADIO PACIFICA)
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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.


18 posted on 07/06/2004 7:38:18 PM PDT by Friend of thunder (No sane person wants war, but oppressors want oppression.)
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Edwards appears on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy:

before after

19 posted on 07/06/2004 7:38:37 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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21 posted on 07/06/2004 7:40:20 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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Judicial.....legislative........executive.

Trying for a hat-trick.


23 posted on 07/06/2004 7:47:21 PM PDT by YankeeinOkieville
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You can actually hear the sound of the sea if you stick your ears to his.


27 posted on 07/06/2004 8:03:23 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Service to this Nation...with a smile thrown in for free!)
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He is a hottie, and an attempt to get the soccer moms' vote...cause he is soooo pretty and we know they vote on looks (klintoon).

Sad, but I'm thinking true.


28 posted on 07/06/2004 8:05:14 PM PDT by NotQuiteCricket
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"It's a magical night, John!"


30 posted on 07/06/2004 8:06:31 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Where have I seen that hair before?


33 posted on 07/06/2004 8:28:00 PM PDT by End_Clintonism_Now (MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL CLINTON!)
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Are my eyes too close?


34 posted on 07/06/2004 8:30:08 PM PDT by gathersnomoss
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Fake & Shake!


36 posted on 07/06/2004 8:33:23 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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"It's the other John Edwards who speaks to the dead! I just get their votes."

I did a variation on this joke in another thread, but I like it.
38 posted on 07/06/2004 8:35:56 PM PDT by Rastus (Forget it, Moby! I'm voting for Bush!)
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