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To: Paul Atreides
First shemale vice presidential candidate.
2 posted on
07/06/2004 7:23:07 PM PDT by
samtheman
(www.georgewbush.com)
To: Paul Atreides
Johnny E: You're just jealous 'cause I'm so pretty.
3 posted on
07/06/2004 7:28:25 PM PDT by
TomGuy
(After 30 years in the Senate, all Kerry has to run on is 4 months of service in Viet Nam.)
To: Paul Atreides
I hate to be kind to some liberal lawyer, but I think he is a cutie. He's much nicer than the dorky looking guy he is running with! Sorry folks, if he were a conservative republican, many would be thinking he is a sweetie. OTOH, I think Bush is way more adorable...more real.
To: Paul Atreides
"To this day, Senator John Edwards salivates at the sight of an ambulance."
5 posted on
07/06/2004 7:30:05 PM PDT by
junaid
To: Paul Atreides
6 posted on
07/06/2004 7:31:10 PM PDT by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/])
To: Paul Atreides
![](http://www.ibiblio.org/samneill/pictures/omen3/damien1.jpg)
The coming of Edwards was predicted.
7 posted on
07/06/2004 7:32:03 PM PDT by
Bogey78O
(Counter offer. All prisoners are to be killed unless he is released)
To: Paul Atreides
12 posted on
07/06/2004 7:34:58 PM PDT by
arichtaxpayer
(We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.)
To: Paul Atreides
![](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040706/capt.dclj10607062032.kerry_edwards_president_dclj106.jpg)
Does he, or doesn't he? Only the livestock know for sure.
13 posted on
07/06/2004 7:35:15 PM PDT by
Mr Ramsbotham
("This house is sho' gone crazy!")
To: Paul Atreides
14 posted on
07/06/2004 7:35:22 PM PDT by
WorkingClassFilth
(DEFUND THE CPB AND IT'S SPAWN: NPR, PBS & RADIO PACIFICA)
To: Paul Atreides
Dont hate me because Im beautiful.
18 posted on
07/06/2004 7:38:18 PM PDT by
Friend of thunder
(No sane person wants war, but oppressors want oppression.)
To: Paul Atreides
Edwards appears on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy:
before
after
To: Paul Atreides
21 posted on
07/06/2004 7:40:20 PM PDT by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: Paul Atreides
Judicial.....legislative........executive.
Trying for a hat-trick.
To: Paul Atreides
You can actually hear the sound of the sea if you stick your ears to his.
27 posted on
07/06/2004 8:03:23 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(Service to this Nation...with a smile thrown in for free!)
To: Paul Atreides
He is a hottie, and an attempt to get the soccer moms' vote...cause he is soooo pretty and we know they vote on looks (klintoon).
Sad, but I'm thinking true.
To: Paul Atreides
"It's a magical night, John!"
![](http://photopile.com/photos/dead/auctions/132578.jpg)
30 posted on
07/06/2004 8:06:31 PM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Paul Atreides
Where have I seen that hair before?![](http://home.earthlink.net/~srsejda/hair.jpg)
To: Paul Atreides
To: Paul Atreides
36 posted on
07/06/2004 8:33:23 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
To: Paul Atreides
"It's the other John Edwards who speaks to the dead! I just get their votes."
I did a variation on this joke in another thread, but I like it.
38 posted on
07/06/2004 8:35:56 PM PDT by
Rastus
(Forget it, Moby! I'm voting for Bush!)
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