Caption Kerry with the Cows

AP via Drudge ^

[Homer_J_Simpson]

I don't think Kerry would want to have to compete with a VP who might (and it's questionable) produce more BS than he does.

Technically, I believe what Mr. Ed produces is called HS. This would add diversity to the team and attract the votes of a whole different constituency.

[weegee]

The donation graphics change but this was the one I saw for this thread when it first loaded:

[Quix]

"Muuuhhhooooooo

Now, Missstuh Kommie, errr Kerry,

uhh, could you udder your pronouncement one moah tahm?

First, let me see if weahh got it raht . . .

You say yo gonna take and castrate the bull.
Then yo gonna cut the grain allotment in half.
Then yo gonna let us eat grass and play in the pasture only a few hours a week instead of as much as we want daily.
Then yo gonna DEMAND double the milk.

And you, excuse me, fresh cowpie commin on.

There. Oh, sorry about the shoes.

Then yo have the brazen stupidity to ask us to

VOTE

for

YOU????????????!!!!!!

What do yo think we iz? Skunks drunk on moonshine?

We realize that yo Commies think yo more equal than others. But down heah on the farm, we know

where

the

cow pies

belong!

Want another one? Right foot, this time?"

[weegee]

"I'm biting my lip, just like I did at the Reagan funeral."

[Consort]

[ChadGore]

[theophilusscribe]

"In fact, Eat more chicken is one of the main tenets of my campaign. . ."

[Socratic]

"We at Heinz don't make the steak . . . we make the things that make steak better."

Very good! (I know my commercials.)

[oldironsides]

This must be a MooooooooooooveOn.org meeting

[al baby]

Kuckle Ferry Flip flop ?

[righthand man]

"I'm country-boy see me play pocket pool. soon as these people get out of here , i'll show you some things

[ChadGore]

Re: Kuckle Ferry Flip flop ?

Very Good ! You get it !

[exile]

"Theresa! What are you doing here? Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else."

[Socratic]

"This must be a MooooooooooooveOn.org meeting"

LOL This bears repeating.

[Liz]

"Teresa wants one of you to be my VP running mate. She likes having fresh milk on the table every morning."

[Sefton]

The photo reminded me of a story I first heard about my Grandmother a couple of years ago.
Daughter of a farmer in rural South Carolina, she was born in the late 1890’s and was the youngest of eleven other brothers and sisters. Myself, growing up with only an older sister, I always found the thought of twelve siblings being brought up in one household absolutely amazing. What I found even more amazing was that all twelve were sent off to colleges and graduated. The story I was recently told is that my Great Grandfather helped to finance my Grandmother's education by giving a cow to the school, I believe Landor College. As a freshman, away from her family for the first time, when she found herself homesick, she would visit the cow she had gone off to school with. Later in life she went on to marry a Methodist Minister, and had three children of America’s “greatest generation,” one of which was my mother. I’m not sure why I felt like sharing this little bit of Americana, but I find it much more pleasant to picture that scene in my mind then the one of shown on this post.
As for that photo, my only thought is what the cow must be thinking, “Thank goodness I don’t have to be out there with that piece of manure!”

[FateAmenableToChange]

According to Bush: You have two cows. Terrorists, funded by Iraq, trained in Afghanistan, and supported in France and Saudi Arabia fly a Boeing 747 into one of the cows in the name of Allah. You roll up your shirt sleeves, declare war and defend the United States of America, all the while maintaining the dignity and honor of your office.

According to Kerry: You have two cows. Terrorists, funded by Iraq, trained in Afghanistan, and supported in France and Saudi Arabia fly a Boeing 747 into one of the cows in the name of Allah. You buy some more French whine, take contributions from Saudis, lament the cultural insensitivity shown to the poor, misunderstood Taliban, and snipe every hour or so at the conduct of one of the best managed wars and reconstruction efforts in the history of the world.

Additional quips welcome.

[GrandmaPatriot]

Kerry looks unhealthily thin in this photo. When will the media begin to question his health? Will we ever get to see his medical records to ensure that he is healthy enough to be president?

[texasflower]

Thank you for sharing that story. I love stories like that.

[ChadGore]

Kerry: "So you're a hillary fan?" COW: "Shut up, dork"