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Caption this! (Crazy Al at news conference this week)
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| 6.29.04
Posted on 06/30/2004 8:52:35 AM PDT by mhking
Al perfects his "Staute of Liberty" impression for his next SNL appearance...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: realityshow; sharpton
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posted on
06/30/2004 8:52:38 AM PDT
by
mhking
To: mhking
This little light of mine.
I'm gonna let it shine.
2
posted on
06/30/2004 8:53:34 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(you tell em i'm commin.... and hells commin with me.)
To: mhking
"If elected, this is the only color of flashlights that I will use in my administration..."
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posted on
06/30/2004 8:54:06 AM PDT
by
2banana
(They want to die for Islam and we want to kill them)
To: mhking
Kerry, yo *ss bettuh pick me as VP or ahm gonna beat you like an LA motorist wif dis flashlight.
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posted on
06/30/2004 8:55:29 AM PDT
by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: 2banana
i'd like to now demonstrate how to give a hand job
To: mhking
Funny thing... with a headline of "Crazy Al", I wasn't sure if it was gonna be Sharpton or Gore...
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posted on
06/30/2004 8:57:14 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Reagan lives on... as long as we stay true to his legacy)
To: mhking
"This is the last thing I saw after telling the cop who I was."
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posted on
06/30/2004 8:57:32 AM PDT
by
eyespysomething
(Virtue is learned at a mother's knee...and vices at other joints.)
To: mhking
"With the completion of this flashlight I have become the ULTIMATE power in the universe!"
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posted on
06/30/2004 8:57:45 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(SAMWolf, Roger that, Will be heading around to head off the stragglers. Employing 'Disgrontificator')
To: mhking
has Al paid his judgement yet to the prosecutor he slandered in the Brawley extortion case?
To: mhking
Dis is da size ov ma johnson.
10
posted on
06/30/2004 8:58:23 AM PDT
by
Cobra64
(Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
To: mhking
"When I am elected, I promise to give the Statue of Liberty a makeover. This is how it will look."
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posted on
06/30/2004 8:58:41 AM PDT
by
Undertow
("I have found some kind of temporary sanity...")
To: mhking
At a recent news conference Rev. Al performed his hip-hop version of Debbie Boone's classic, "You light up my life," complete with break dancing. Rev. Al's version of this song will appear on his new album, "All that's white is bad," which included performances of Michael Moore-on, "White people eat too much food", Susan Sarandon, "Capitalism is bad" and Danny Glover, "Holloywood is racist". The album is being released on K-Tel records.
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posted on
06/30/2004 8:58:55 AM PDT
by
God luvs America
(Support Our Troops....Don't vote for Kerry!)
To: commish
And if any youse tries to leave the Plantation I'se goen to hit ya long side da head wit diz, any questions to axe??........No, Tarala Brawley was anoder example of a Sistr being held down by da Whiteman and I did pay the settlement!
Pray for W and Our Awesome Troops
13
posted on
06/30/2004 8:59:40 AM PDT
by
bray
(Let's win one more for the Gipper)
To: mhking
Help me Obi-Wan...you're my only hope
To: God luvs America
The motto of California law enforcement is "Come to LA, we'll treat you like a king."
Ever see a Rodney King pinata?
To: mhking
A thousand single point of light?
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posted on
06/30/2004 9:01:06 AM PDT
by
McGruff
To: mhking
"Hey that is my flashlight! it's been missing since Al's visit to St Louis!"
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posted on
06/30/2004 9:01:06 AM PDT
by
7thOF7th
("Hey that's flashlight is mine!")
To: kevkrom
'..."Crazy Al", I wasn't sure if it was gonna be Sharpton or Gore...'
I immediatedly thought of Gore - I wonder why.
18
posted on
06/30/2004 9:01:30 AM PDT
by
Socratic
(Yes, there is method in the madness.)
To: mhking
Wadda ya mean this isn't the olympic torch?
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posted on
06/30/2004 9:02:22 AM PDT
by
michigander
(The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: mhking
Blah Blah Blah Whitey! Blappety Flap Blappety flop Racism! Blah Blah Blah mo-foin Whitey!
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posted on
06/30/2004 9:03:29 AM PDT
by
MAWG
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