1 posted on
06/30/2004 8:52:38 AM PDT by
mhking
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To: mhking
This little light of mine.
I'm gonna let it shine.
2 posted on
06/30/2004 8:53:34 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(you tell em i'm commin.... and hells commin with me.)
To: mhking
"If elected, this is the only color of flashlights that I will use in my administration..."
3 posted on
06/30/2004 8:54:06 AM PDT by
2banana
(They want to die for Islam and we want to kill them)
To: mhking
Kerry, yo *ss bettuh pick me as VP or ahm gonna beat you like an LA motorist wif dis flashlight.
4 posted on
06/30/2004 8:55:29 AM PDT by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: mhking
Funny thing... with a headline of "Crazy Al", I wasn't sure if it was gonna be Sharpton or Gore...
6 posted on
06/30/2004 8:57:14 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(Reagan lives on... as long as we stay true to his legacy)
To: mhking
"This is the last thing I saw after telling the cop who I was."
7 posted on
06/30/2004 8:57:32 AM PDT by
eyespysomething
(Virtue is learned at a mother's knee...and vices at other joints.)
To: mhking
"With the completion of this flashlight I have become the ULTIMATE power in the universe!"
8 posted on
06/30/2004 8:57:45 AM PDT by
Darksheare
(SAMWolf, Roger that, Will be heading around to head off the stragglers. Employing 'Disgrontificator')
To: mhking
has Al paid his judgement yet to the prosecutor he slandered in the Brawley extortion case?
To: mhking
Dis is da size ov ma johnson.
10 posted on
06/30/2004 8:58:23 AM PDT by
Cobra64
(Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
To: mhking
"When I am elected, I promise to give the Statue of Liberty a makeover. This is how it will look."
11 posted on
06/30/2004 8:58:41 AM PDT by
Undertow
("I have found some kind of temporary sanity...")
To: mhking
At a recent news conference Rev. Al performed his hip-hop version of Debbie Boone's classic, "You light up my life," complete with break dancing. Rev. Al's version of this song will appear on his new album, "All that's white is bad," which included performances of Michael Moore-on, "White people eat too much food", Susan Sarandon, "Capitalism is bad" and Danny Glover, "Holloywood is racist". The album is being released on K-Tel records.
12 posted on
06/30/2004 8:58:55 AM PDT by
God luvs America
(Support Our Troops....Don't vote for Kerry!)
To: mhking
Help me Obi-Wan...you're my only hope
To: mhking
A thousand single point of light?
16 posted on
06/30/2004 9:01:06 AM PDT by
McGruff
To: mhking
"Hey that is my flashlight! it's been missing since Al's visit to St Louis!"
17 posted on
06/30/2004 9:01:06 AM PDT by
7thOF7th
("Hey that's flashlight is mine!")
To: mhking
Wadda ya mean this isn't the olympic torch?
19 posted on
06/30/2004 9:02:22 AM PDT by
michigander
(The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: mhking
Blah Blah Blah Whitey! Blappety Flap Blappety flop Racism! Blah Blah Blah mo-foin Whitey!
20 posted on
06/30/2004 9:03:29 AM PDT by
MAWG
To: mhking
"If I were in charge at Abu Ghraib, I wouldn't use no stupid chemlight... oh, no... you know what I'm saying?"
21 posted on
06/30/2004 9:03:30 AM PDT by
Chad Fairbanks
(Mace gets me even more excited...)
To: mhking
Sharptongue agrees to carry the new battery-operated Olympic torch...
22 posted on
06/30/2004 9:03:42 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(Call -- me -- A L (oser))
To: mhking
LAPD weapon of choice.23 posted on
06/30/2004 9:04:44 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(It is not Bush's fault... it is the media's fault!)
To: mhking
Al misunderstands the concept of "Roots".
Hey....great job last night. Except that they cut you way too short. I'm really learning to hate Colmbs.
24 posted on
06/30/2004 9:05:31 AM PDT by
EggsAckley
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Evita Rodham Clinton)
To: mhking
"Al Sharpton prepares to light the official torch of the First Annual Corcoran State Prison Olympic Games"25 posted on
06/30/2004 9:05:58 AM PDT by
itsamelman
(40: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall." 42: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman")
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