To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
This calls for a CAPTION.
7 posted on
06/29/2004 8:34:28 PM PDT by
jwalburg
(Bush haters should all drown in their own spittle)
To: jwalburg
You say this is how you told billie jeff to to hold monica's head.l
12 posted on
06/29/2004 8:39:39 PM PDT by
dts32041
(May God Bless the Free Country of Iraq)
To: jwalburg
Someone say caption?
"...and then he said, "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
To: jwalburg
"Me, I like 'em 'bout 4-foot tall with a flat head so I can set m'beer on it!"
17 posted on
06/29/2004 8:41:38 PM PDT by
randog
(Everything works great 'til the current flows.)
To: jwalburg
"You're fired"
22 posted on
06/29/2004 8:44:46 PM PDT by
killjoy
(It takes a Kerry to burn a village.)
To: jwalburg
A Caption?
How could the two most unattractive representatives of the white and black politicians/activitists appear in the same shot. Ugh!
23 posted on
06/29/2004 8:47:28 PM PDT by
Jorge
To: jwalburg
The first thing I can think of is the white cop/black cop characters from Sanford and Son, where the White cop always screws up his slang and his partner keeps correcting him.
27 posted on
06/29/2004 9:01:26 PM PDT by
Homer1
To: jwalburg
So I say to Tuh-ray-zuh, Are you sure you are really worth 500 million dollars?
To: jwalburg
33 posted on
06/29/2004 9:15:13 PM PDT by
tagatose
To: jwalburg
"Nudge, nudge. Say no more; say no more..."
42 posted on
06/29/2004 9:38:19 PM PDT by
LRS
To: jwalburg
"Pssst. Walk like an Egyptian"
To: jwalburg
"See this papercut scar? That was my 1st Purple Heart."
45 posted on
06/29/2004 11:09:29 PM PDT by
chemicalman
(Finally an answer for the prisoner problem at Abu Ghraib: Don't take any.)
To: jwalburg
"No seriously, Reverend, since I started taking Enzyte..."
47 posted on
06/30/2004 12:13:40 AM PDT by
Imal
(The amount of corruption a nation has is directly proportional to the amount of government it has.)
To: jwalburg
To: jwalburg
I need a screwdriver THIS BIG ! and wheres the lime ?
51 posted on
06/30/2004 3:03:59 AM PDT by
ATOMIC_PUNK
("In America, our origins matter less than our destinations, and that is what democracy is all about")
To: jwalburg
...lampholder at my estate entrance, a little feller, about this high...
52 posted on
06/30/2004 3:30:43 AM PDT by
OneLoyalAmerican
(A Fireman in the NAVY was promoted more times than Lieutenant junior grade John F'n Kerry.)
To: jwalburg
"OK, I think I have it now...I will try it again:
'Yes, I am down with that.'
Was that any better, Jesse?"
67 posted on
06/30/2004 9:27:32 PM PDT by
Watery Tart
("I will not eat it in a BOAT. I will not eat it with a GOAT. I will not eat green eggs & HAM.)
To: jwalburg
"...So there I was ,in the s**t..."
71 posted on
07/01/2004 3:31:39 AM PDT by
SirLurkedalot
("Man I'm tired of being right!" Ace Ventura)
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