"And then to get my skin real tight, I'm hung from the ceiling in shackles..."
Posted on 06/29/2004 4:43:18 AM PDT by 7thson
"And then to get my skin real tight, I'm hung from the ceiling in shackles..."
Thought it was Jane Goodall at first.
Every time John tells me those Viet Nam massacre stories I get goosebumps!!!
So the big bad wolf jumps out and cries, "Ha ha! I'm going to EAT you!" And Little Red Riding Hood says, "Jeez, doesn't anyone hump anymore?"
"Eef do right, no can defense !!"
Heinz-Married: AWK! AWK! AWK!
Boy next to her: Mrs. Ketchup, I have to pee.
"I hate you children this muhc."
"...and then Morpheus told me the Agents cut the hardline, so I had to kick a bunch of cops' butts to get out of that place."
Gee, thanks! I'd forgotten that. Is it the sunglasses on top of the head???
That's just part of her mystique. Not being a man, I do not understand why she believes she is sexy but I guess it's just one of those things that the rest of us women do not understand-but she does.
"KKRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!"
. . .if my husband, the Vietnam veteren, wins the election; then by the time you children are old enough to vote we will have you all hanging from socialist nanny state puppet strings, just like this. . .
"I am the Lizard Queen."
"...and when he actually signed my Pre-Nuptial agreement, I started jumping around like this..."
So you are saying Tuh-reeza is a man? Or was a man? I'm really confused now. I was just trying to figure how sunglasses on top of the head was any sexier than wearing a baseball cap backwards and now this!
I'm sorry. I think I wrote that while on my lunch break. I'm not sure what I was trying to say.
Man, that looks uncomfortable.
Proof that even a $BILLION dollar$ in not enough to keep you from being a foolish idiot, having a frumpy and dumpy figure, wearing hand-me-down wrinkled pantsuits, having a K-mart lady hairstyle, spewing a constant stream of expletives, and yet, still believing you are sexy and desirable.
Are all Democrats stupid, or are all stupid people Democrats?
Where's my carrion?
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