Caption Babs

6-28-04

[Paul Atreides]

You can always tell when Babs and Bubbs have had a rendezvous: someone get her a washrag.

[Izzy Dunne]

"Yo, BABS!"
"How many states will Kerry win?"

[Grampa Dave]

No Plastic Surgeon in Follywood will touch Babs multi realligned face.

So, Babs has to use darkness and special lighting not to look like Helen Thomas.

[camle]

Kerry,
Kerry who like Kerry,
Are the stupidest people in the world
They're children, breeding other children
And yet letting a grown-up pride
Hide all the hate inside
Acting more like lib’rals than children
Tessa, that very special Kerry
She’s the wealthiest Kerry in the world
With her millions her many, many millions
A hatred deep in her soul
Says you’re Nazis and corrupt
No more Cheney or Bush
But first be a person who likes Kerry
People who like Kerry
Are the stupidest people in the world
Vote John Kerry who looks like Frankenberry
No more Cheney or Bush
But first be a person who likes Kerry
people who like Kerry
Are the stupidest people in the world...

[ICX]

Wafting...wafting...like sour milk, rotten eggs, and gangrenous leper flesh.

[reagan_fanatic]

Babs just looks like a giant camel-toe to me ;)

[bigghurtt]

somtimes I slap myself, just to see if I can still feel anything.

[Solamente]

She's an anteater in an evening dress.

[CaptRon]

"Does this nose make me look fat?"

[Gypssy]

She looks like a bloated blimp. She dines with Michael Moore these days?

[Gypssy]

How did those dumb libs keep from laughing during this comedy?

[rabidralph]

This is what she looks like from behind.

[MJR DAD]

"I wish this engagement ring was from Bill Clinton. I could be to Bill what Teresa is to John Kerry."

[Semper Vigilantis]

So when I realized my career was all washed up, I said "What can I do to get some face time? And then it hit me..."

[Migraine]

Now, which do you think I stuck where the sun does not shine -- the four fingers? or the thumb? Hmmmmmmm? Well, I know, and I say vote Democrack.

[gathersnomoss]

swallow.

[ohiobushman]

"I have Six brain cells left,count em,Six"!

[Looking4Truth]

"So what if I'm an overrated no-talent hack who got beat with an ugly stick. I'm smarter than all of you little people and I am a world-affairs expert."

[weegee]

Brabra: "We live in the best of times and the worst of times. George W. Bush is still president but on the positive side, public schools are better than ever; they teach sex techniques like fisting now. I've progressed to a full hand with thumb extended..."