Barbara Streisand's New "Special" Lyrics to her song: "People" (Super Barf Alert)

Barbara Streisand Website ^ | June 27, 2004 | Barbara Streisand

[Nachum]

"PEOPLE"

Special Lyrics
By Alan & Marilyn Bergman

PEOPLE
I MEAN G - O - P - EOPLE -
WHO'D BELIEVE THERE'S SUCH PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD?
BUSH SEEZA
LOTTA CONDOLEEZA,
THEY'RE DIVIDING THE PLANET'S OIL
ACCORDING TO RICHARD "POIL"
AND THEY'RE ALL JUST TRAINEES
OF CHENEY'S.

RUMSFELD,
WE MUST GET RID OF RUMSFELD -
HE'S THE SPOOKIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.
AS FOR POWELL -
HE'S NEITHER FISH NOR FOWL.
HE'S IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM,
WHILE THEY'RE ALL FIDDLING WITH DOOM.
NO ONE'S MINDING THE STORE.
WHAT'S MORE,
LET'S DISCUSS THIS WAR WE'RE LOST IN,
DON'T ASK WHAT IT'S COSTIN' -
WHAT'S A TRILLION OR TWO TO RULE THE WORLD?

(Second chorus)
THE SENATE
HOW I WANT THE SENATE!
ALL WE NEED IS TWO PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!
I SEEA
ANTONIN SCALIA.
HOW I DREAD EV'RY TIME HE SITS -
SCARED OUT OF MY WOLFOWITZ.
TIME THOSE NEO-CON GUYS
WERE GONE GUYS.

THEY'RE LYING -
WHILE THE GLOBE IS FRYING -
AND THE FISHES ARE DYING IN THE WORLD.
THEIR SOLUTION
FOR ALL OF THE POLLUTION:
IS JUST TO BEAR IT AND GRIN,
AND PRACTICE NOT BREATHING IN.
BUT THINGS ARE GONNA BE GREAT.
JUST WAIT -
WHEN THE WHITE HOUSE STATIONERY,
READS PRESIDENT JOHN KERRY -
WE'LL BE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!

Original music: Jule Styne
Original lyrics: Bob Merrill

Publisher: Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

[Nachum]

Paging Doug from Upland....

We, ah.. could use a rewrite here

[Howlin]

They aren't even funny when they're trying to be.

[SevenofNine]

OMGGG that few Barbara Streindad song that I like and downloaded

Paging our resident Roger and Hammsterin Doug from Upland

[Keith in Iowa]

Deja mooooooo

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1161441/posts

[Lijahsbubbe]

People, people who need money
They're the neediest people in the world
Like James Brolin, needs Barbra's dough to roll in
So he acts like he likes her style
(hasn't had a show in awhile)
Now she just keeps pretending
he's a big star

[E=MC²]

And liberals think that they are soooooo talented.

[boycottliberalhollywood.com]

France calls! France beckons! When will Barbara Striesand, Michael Moore, Alex Baldwin, and the rest of Liberal Holllywood finally get a clue and LEAVE???

I mean, c'mon. These people have millions. Between 'em all, they could probably buy an entire town in France, and create a Liberal Socialist Nirvana. Why don't they work at creating a social system they can respect, instead of trying to destroy the one we hold near and dear?

They need to get a map, find a small town near Cannes, and take ownership of it.

Lichtenstein? It's not too far from France. Liberal Hollywood has more money than Lichtenstein. They easily could afford it.

Why don't they put their beliefs into practice and just start up a Liberal Fantasy Island! Heh, I'll have to put something like that on my blog...

[Defender2]

some of Barbara Streisand's(ms.b.s's.) friends:

http://www.cpusa.org/

http://www.dsausa.org/

DSA's "Progressive Caucas" Links below:

http://bernie.house.gov/pc/

http://bernie.house.gov/pc/members.asp

The Enemy Within!!!!

[E=MC²]

I don't think alec baldwin knows where france is or how to get there.

[Jaysun]

If I were ever given the chance to stand on stage in front Streisand and other nuts like her, I know what kind of song I'd sing. It would sound something like this:

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw..

[Tactical]

She sings too? Next someone will tell me Kerry was in Vietnam!

[Squantos]

Ya do it like this.......:o)

Stay safe !

[doug from upland]

It's written. I'll post it in the morning so stay tuned.

[broadsword]

People
Liberal has-been people
I mean out-of-touch people
Who believe that communism
Is the cure

Brabra Streishand
Mindless Brabra Streishand
She's the AIDS virus that thwarts our
National defense
And they're all just hateful and nasty ... jealous sheep
With one purpose
One very stupid purpose
To get vengeance on our people
Our fellow American people
Which they hate

Moore's their hero
Their six-hundred-pound hero
Because Kerry's too wacko
Even for them
For those people
Those wacked-out liberal people
How could there be such self-hating people ... in the world?

---

(I know it doesn't match exactly, but I can hardly think of the tune. I have only heard smatterings of it and always hated it. Besides it was waaaaay before my time.)

[backhoe]

Don't forget this laughable, yet somehow ghastly bit of doggerel written for our old friend Hillarrhea!®--

---

A Song for Hillary
The whole world will be dancing in the street
when Hillary Rodham Clinton takes her Senate seat.
No carpetbagger is she;
she's a human Statue of Liberty.
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary!
We're so glad for the joy that she will bring.
We can always count on her to do the right thing.
She's faithful and honest, too.
Thank God she's happened to me and you.
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary!
No matter what the voices of deception say,
Vote Hillary Clinton on Election Day.
No matter the problems, big or small;
she will tackle and solve them all.
The whole world will be dancing in the street
when Hillary Rodham Clinton takes her Senate seat.
No carpetbagger is she;
she's a human Statue of Liberty.
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary!

Words and Music by James Steward, Jr.

[garylmoore]

How on earth did this woman become so famous? She is just as ugly inside and she is outside and her lyrics are just as ugly as her.

[MitchellC]

"The war we're lost in." "Dividing the planet's oil." "The globe is frying, the fishes are dying" - What an imbecile.

Please tell me this is some kind of joke.

If not... Just DAMN.

[jonrick46]

I had a great aunt who, in her last years, began acting like she was when she was a little girl of about four years old. She would watch all the kid's TV shows. I especially remember her doing the "Little Tea Pot" song, forming her arms into a handle and a spout and tipping her body to pour out the tea. She loved Wunda Wunda, Ding Dong School and the Buster Brown Show. If Barbara Streisand acts any more infantile, she will be soon singing the "Little Tea Pot" song and doing the "Itsy Bitsy Spider." Soon, the only thing she will be good for is a version of the Sherry Lewis show. The only problem is that you always knew that Sherry Lewis was the adult. Streisand is reverting back so fast that the only thing she will be able to play is the role of Lamb Chop.


My twelve year old daughter has one word for Democrats like Streisand. She says they are "Tards." For the folks in Rio Linda, that's ReTards! Streisand is the poster girl for the Tard.

[MitchellC]

I'm tired of these celebrikooks, so...

"PIE HOLES"

Special Lyrics
By MitchellC

PIE HOLES
I MEAN IG-NO-RANT PIE HOLES -
WHO BELIEVES AS MUCH AS A SINGLE WORD?
BABS BLEATS IT
SO MOORE IS SURE TO EAT IT,
AND FROM NEXT WEEK'S "TOM TOMORROW"
TED RALL WILL SURELY BORROW
WHILE DEEP INSIDE THEY'RE CALLIN'
FOR STALIN.

STREISAND,
"NO TO WAR WITH UH, -- IRAN?" STREISAND -
SHE'S THE MOST BRAINLESS CELEB IN THE WORLD.
AS FOR BALDWIN -
HE LIES LIKE BEGALA'S BALDIN'.
HE SWORE HE'D LEAVE WITHOUT A GORE WIN,
SO IT'S TIME WE SHOULD DEPORT HIM.
THE THINGS THEY SAY, NO DEFENSE.
THEY'RE DENSE.
THEY SPREAD FALSE OIL CONSPIRACIES,
TO PROP UP THE D-N-C -
COLMES WILL DEFEND 'EM NEXT ON H & C.

THE SENATE?
STREISAND NEEDS TO GET BENT!
LET'S MOVE HER DUMB PIE HOLE TO THE THIRD WORLD!
TREASON.
IS WHAT YOU'RE BASICALLY COMMITIN'.
OUR BOYS YOU AREN'T SUPPORTIN' -
WHEN REALITY YOU'RE DISTORTIN'.
YOUR PIE HOLES ARE WMD'S,
COMFORTING OUR ENEMIES.

YOU'RE DELUDED -
MOST OF HOLLYWOOD INCLUDED -
PLEASE GO LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD.
MY SOLUTION:
REGULATE PIE-HOLE POLLUTION.
PLEASE MOVE TO FRANCE OR BELGIUM,
WHERE THEY BUY THE CRAP YOU'RE SELLIN'.
NORMAL AMERICANS' NERVES YOU GRATE.
SO DON'T WAIT -
WHEN THE MAP OF SOME FAR-OFF DESERT ISLAND,
READS RESIDENCE OF STREISAND -
WE'LL BE WITHOUT THE DUMBEST PIE HOLE IN THE WORLD!

[TheBattman]

What the hell was she smoking? Or was that the result of a magic ingredient in the Kool-Aide they were drinking?