Posted on 06/24/2004 3:12:49 PM PDT by Kiss Me Hardy
ALWAYS MAKE A WEALTHY WOMAN YOUR WIFE The Kerry Marry-Go-Round [Tune: "Never Make a Pretty Woman Your Wife"]
[Chorus] If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Better make a wealthy woman your wife, Now, from your bottom-line point of view, Get a wealthy woman to marry you!
[Verse] Te-RAY-za's got all the dough you could seek-- She's a golddigger from Mozambique, Inherited money like you've never seen, When she became the Heinz Ketchup Queen!
When Johnny got a look at those condiments, It became a matter of dollars and cents, Eyes fixed firmly on Te-RAY-za's jack, Johnny dumped his first wife and never looked back!
[Chorus] Even though you live like a parasite, You gotta make a wealthy woman your wife, Life in the fast lane, never the slow, Just the ticket for a Gigolo!
[Verse] His Sugar Momma be payin' JoKe's bills, Bought him a mansion on Beacon Hill, Jammin' all over in the social swirl, Estate-to-villa in "The Flying Squirrel"!
Don't care how much gas it consumes, Long as she pays for those high-end rooms, JoKe's entitled to the creme de la creme, Te-RAY-za's a bottomless ATM!
[Chorus] You can prosper in your political life, When you've made a wealthy woman your wife, Whether your polls be down or be up, Your security's in the pre-nup!
[Verse] Chateaubriand, and not ground chuck, A Rolls Corniche, and not a pickup truck, Brooks Brothers suits and Gucci shoes, Vintage wines and expensive booze!
A lifetime supply of the best Botox, The wife's deposits rival those in Ft. Knox, And while you're tellin' voters who you are, Have some Beluga caviar!
[Chorus] You can stay in office your whole life, If you make a wealthy woman your wife, In every election imbroglio, You can leech off her portfolio!
[Verse] It's well worth being viewed as a louse, If Te-RAY-za's boodle buys the White House, You'll come out smellin' like a bloomin' rose, Just ignore the skunk wearin' your clothes!
C'est la vie if Te-RAY-za's a witch, Whadda you care? She's drop-dead rich! Don't matter if she's shallow and vain, It could be Hillary yankin' your chain!
[Chorus] If you don't mind bein' a low-life, Always make a wealthy woman your wife, Get on her lifetime, no-pay plan, You'll be an aging, but well-kept, man!
[Chorus, to fade] If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Better make a wealthy woman your wife, Now, from your bottom-line point of view, Get a wealthy woman to marry you!....
Kevin Corrington Carmichael, California
sorry, I should have put some of those BR thingies in.
The "great Steyn is mimicing you both...
Lol, is this your work DFU?
Whoever did it, did a good job :-)
Beautiful!
An old saying" A pretty girl doesn't have to do anything. An ugly one has to do everything.
Now, there's an old song that says:
"If you wanna be happy for the rest o' your life
find an ugly woman and make her your wife."
Seems like JFK wins on both counts.
Steyn bump
Good one.
LOL. That is great!
Has Mr. Steyn put it to music yet?! It ain't nothin' but a poem until he does...MUD
Styne didn't do this. It's not very clever. Does it come from a bb that he supports?
I thought it was pretty funny, actually. It's from the letters page at his web site.
Extremely funny... where's Paul Shanklin when you need him?
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