Skip to comments.Here Comes The Judge
Posted on 06/24/2004 10:19:48 AM PDT by Hawk44
While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial. The AG's petition quotes Thompson (pictured above) as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend."
It's really worth it to read the entire piece at the Smoking Gun. You'll be laughing your head off.
No wonder Justice is Blind...
It makes one wonder how many suspects got off, too...
This has to be a joke. No one is that stupid.
Pictures were taken....oh my.
Gives new meaning to banging the gavel...
Too bad he is not the judge in the Kobe Bryant case as he could really pleasure himself with the accusers panties. But, would Kobe get off?
What a great scene on Court TV. Imagine Mel Brooks as the judge.
No joke. I am an attorney and I have appeared before this judge on occasion. These allegation s have been circulating for some time. Further this complaint, per the Smoking Gun's copy, comes from a referral by the counsel on judicial complaints. He's toast.
I guess his member was "out of order."
In Columbus, Ohio, none of our judges is quite that colorful. Although there are plenty of rumors.
I'm sure he could find a job on the bench in Massachusetts.
" The PENAL code? I'm sorry, I thought you said PENILE, my mistake. Sorry".
Aw shucks folks someone lend the poor judge a hand!
With all his attachments it appears he needs a couple.
Paging Bwarney Fwank.
Or the 9th Circuit where they've been jerking our chains for years.
He'll probably get off easy.
I guess it's a case of premature adjudication.
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