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Madonna Changing her name to Esther (Please don't make fun of her)
Glenn Beck Program ^ | 06/18/2004 | Glenn Beck

Posted on 06/18/2004 6:50:49 AM PDT by King David

Madonna is planning on changing her name to "Esther". She says that as she has gotten older and more mature, she thinks "Madonna" is no longer appropriate. Now that she's a mother, she teaches her children how to be responsible: they have to actually clean up their rooms and say "thank you" when someone compliments them and everything.

And please, no teasing.

Never mind that Esther was a beautiful virgin in The Bible. The most beautiful virgin given to the King (Esther 2:2-7).

Yep. That describes her perfectly

(Austin Powers voice here--"Raaaaiiiigggghhhtt...")


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: celebrity; decadence; decadenceofthewest; hollywood; hollywoodsmorals; hollywoodsvalues; idolofthewest; madonna; popculture; popstar; queenofpop; sexuallydiseased; skank; slut; stdfactory; tramp
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To: Allegra

"Hey! We don't all do weird things at that phase! Some of us...ummm....just move to....errrrr.....

Well, at least I'm not changing my name to Esther!"

Or drive over a cliff with your best friend, ala that Sarandon movie.....ROTFL!

You're right, its not "all" its just a HUGE percentage!....(grin)


101 posted on 06/18/2004 8:17:30 AM PDT by Badeye ("The day you stop learning, is the day you begin dying")
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To: Truth666
First a reminder : the science of STATISTICS is most of the times the easiest way to expose a conspiracy ...

Now, as you can see from my chart, this line goes all the way up to the "Modonna conspiracy."


102 posted on 06/18/2004 8:17:37 AM PDT by Bluntpoint
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To: EggsAckley

The Eagle lands at midnight....
Beware of the albino dwarf....


103 posted on 06/18/2004 8:18:25 AM PDT by FeliciaCat
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To: spectre
But "Lourdes"? How could she do that to this kid?

what's wrong with Lourdes? i've known a couple of women named Lourdes... does it mean something dumb or silly? not knowing what it means, i think it's a lovely name...

104 posted on 06/18/2004 8:18:37 AM PDT by latina4dubya
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To: Mr. C

Jockeys or boxers?


105 posted on 06/18/2004 8:18:50 AM PDT by Bluntpoint
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To: Bluntpoint

LOL @ "the Madonna Conspiracy!"


106 posted on 06/18/2004 8:18:52 AM PDT by EggsAckley (...............“Zvinongoitikawo (…**it happens)”...............)
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To: FeliciaCat

Madonna's mother is French Canadian. Her father is Italian.


107 posted on 06/18/2004 8:19:16 AM PDT by BaBaStooey
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To: Jewels1091
"does anyone know what her REAL name is"

Also from the Bible; "Jezebel"

Read all about her in the Book of Kings.

Regards,

108 posted on 06/18/2004 8:19:30 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: latina4dubya

It is a beautiful name. Sigh. I wish some people would buy a clue.


109 posted on 06/18/2004 8:19:35 AM PDT by FeliciaCat
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I don't get it.

110 posted on 06/18/2004 8:20:03 AM PDT by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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To: BaBaStooey

Ok. (?)


111 posted on 06/18/2004 8:20:49 AM PDT by FeliciaCat
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To: All

Way, way, way too much time on her hands...


112 posted on 06/18/2004 8:22:25 AM PDT by BFM
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To: King David

How about Jezebel?


113 posted on 06/18/2004 8:23:27 AM PDT by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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To: Truth666
From this geneaology listing,which may be seen here, which showed the following entry:

FRASER, JAMES HARVEY - Husband of Zelda Paulk; Father of Herbert and John I. Fraser; Son of James, Sr. and Madonna M. Fraser - Sept 5, 1847 - July 19, 1907

it is obvious that Madonna Fraser was born way before Madonna Ciccione, and your claim is therefore false. I also personally knew two classmates named Madonna, and since they were born in the time frame of 1947-1949, it was obviously legal to name children that name in the late 40's. I went to search on the internet as I didn't want to make a statement that couldn't be backed up with a link.

114 posted on 06/18/2004 8:25:00 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
 
Uh, yeah. Right.

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...


115 posted on 06/18/2004 8:25:35 AM PDT by mhking
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To: EggsAckley
“Whaddaya mean, ‘it’s no big deal?’”
116 posted on 06/18/2004 8:26:25 AM PDT by dighton
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To: Bluntpoint

LOL - Boxers - I Don't know, anything would be more interesting.

Besides There is only one conspiracy here that everyone seems to be discussing - "The need to get free publicity" so Madonna (Or Esther or Louise or whatever) can sell more "bad art" and make millions more dollars, mostly off of people who believe she is "talented". If it wasn't so sad it would be funny...

That's why I find it hilarious whenever she does anything "controversial", It's all just publicity, good or bad, that generates interest from the "masses" and draws attention to her. I used to work for a large Entertainment company, so I am familiar with the M.O.


117 posted on 06/18/2004 8:27:32 AM PDT by Mr. C
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To: Truth666
...in 1958 it wasn't possible to name a child "Madonna"

Please explain why it wasn't possible to name a child "Madonna" in Michigan in 1958.

(and why would that need to be part of a "hoax" since she certainly could easily call herself Madonna or have her name legally changed to Madonna if it wasn't, in fact, her birth name.)

118 posted on 06/18/2004 8:28:25 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Mr. C

I used to work at a feed mill, so I know corn.


119 posted on 06/18/2004 8:28:50 AM PDT by Bluntpoint
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To: mhking

silk purse out of a sow's ear


120 posted on 06/18/2004 8:29:33 AM PDT by cyborg
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