LOL - Boxers - I Don't know, anything would be more interesting.
Besides There is only one conspiracy here that everyone seems to be discussing - "The need to get free publicity" so Madonna (Or Esther or Louise or whatever) can sell more "bad art" and make millions more dollars, mostly off of people who believe she is "talented". If it wasn't so sad it would be funny...
That's why I find it hilarious whenever she does anything "controversial", It's all just publicity, good or bad, that generates interest from the "masses" and draws attention to her. I used to work for a large Entertainment company, so I am familiar with the M.O.
I used to work at a feed mill, so I know corn.