Kerry whitens/caps his teeth with cosmetic treatment

Boston Globe ^ | June 15, 2004 | Carol Beggy & Mark Shanahan

[pgyanke]

Mind if I borrow that?

[FlJoePa]

There was only one Breck Girl for me. Of course, she turned out to be a perfect Angel...

[TomGuy]

We now know more about what's IN Kerry's mouth than what's coming out of it.

Kerry keeps saying he has a plan for this and a plan for that. Ok, Kerry, what, exactly, are the details of ANY of those plans?

Why isn't the media hounding Kerry for details and specifics? I don't care whether he's whitened his teeth; I want to know what he details plan is for fighting terrorism, expanding the economy, improving border security, scrutinizing foreign cargo shipped into the US, etc., etc., etc.

The media are walnut-shell-gaming--giving idiotic minutia so the difficult questions to/about Kerry don't get asked.

[LADY J]

sKerry is a high maintenance guy. He's too busy with his personal appearance chores to be president.

As ugly as he is - this is going to be a long drawn out process!

[paws_and_whiskers]

PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY!

But not as white as my sheets!

[Steven W.]

This may explain why Kerry had to have his picture taken against the doors leading into the Reagan Library and thus disrupted the line so his photographer could take over.

[petitfour]

I don't have a problem with Kerry having cosmetic dental work done. Botox-like treatments, however, . . . .

[ken5050]

Didn't Gore have a whole bunch of dental work on his lower teeth during the campaign?...I recall a thread about it..

[Grammy]

Does anybody remember when he disappeared to have his "shoulder" operated on? Did anyone see him with a sling or slowed down at all? Do you remember that he was skiing and biking not long after?
I think he had a face lift..... hence the denial of botox. He sure looked like a sharpei when he started the campaign, and I don't think botox could help that much.

[Huntingtonian]

So what. You think Ronald Reagan didn't have any gray hair? Welcome to the 21st centruy where politicians are celebrities and celebrities are politicians. Anyone think a guy as ugly as Abe Lincoln gets elected if he ran today? How about a guy with wooden teeth?

Now if only Kerry could make over the insides...

[Mike Bates]

Jacalyn Smith?

[CyberAnt]

And .. proving once again that the dems only see the outward person and have no idea what kind of person Kerry is on the inside. That's why they continue to put forth the worst candidates who have no substance.

[Rebelbase]

First botox, then teeth caps. Next Kerry will be stuffing a sock down his pants.

[Taquito]

Or a cucumber wrapped in tinfoil like the guys from Spinal Tap.



And all his amps go to 11.

[Peach]

LOL. Be my guest.

[river rat]

Maybe they could correct his forked tongue, and hang some balls on him.....

He needs it all..
Semper Fi

[cquiggy]

Of course he's going for a record and why not. He already holds one record.First and only Vietnam vet to earn three Purple Hearts in less than four months. And he lived to tell about it again and again and again. Not to mention one silver star. Believe it or not.

[LibWhacker]

They can put all the lipstick they want on that pig. I still think Dubya will trounce him in a landslide.

[ishabibble]

If John Kerry had faced the Botox needle during his time in Vietnam, he would have four Purple Hearts...