Howard Stern says he can deliver swing votes to Kerry

The Hill ^ | June 15, 2004 | Jonathan E. Kaplan

[Graybeard58]

No doubt in my mind - The lesbian spanking voters will go for Kerry.

[AngieGOP]

Howard Stern can deliver pizza too. Not matter what, Stern is backing an America hater and a capitulator.

[demlosers]

On his website, Stern says that he is more influential than conservative radio hosts Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh because he claims his listeners are undecided voters

More like brain-dead non-voters.

[unixfox]

Wait a minute, this can't be true. I thought that talk radio had no liberal voice and it was all controlled by right wingers like Rush.

Hmmm..Guess I was wrong.

[woofie]

ok,the intellectuals will be convinced by Howard no doubt

[isthisnickcool]

I was flipping through channels awhile back and saw Stern's show on E! On the show they had two strippers or some such skanks. Who were nude and they had sticks in their backsides. They were contorted into positions so other people could throw rings at the sticks.

I'm pretty positive that Stern can deliver all the "nude skanky women anal ring toss" votes out there.

[af_vet_1981]

Allison Dobson, a Kerry spokeswoman, said: “I think the bottom line is that George Bush has disappointed a lot of people and his policies are taking the country in the wrong direction.”

They've disappointed alQaeda which is why they are also supporting Kerry.

[Brilliant]

Looks like Kerry is going to become the favored candidate of obscene radio program hosts.

[Commander8]

Howard Stern is not that important. Most of his listeners probably don't even know how to go about registering.

[sport]

The people who listen to howard stern vote democrat anyway, if they vote at all.

[Torie]

If Bush needs this slimer to win, that is close to a Faustian bargain. Sometimes, one just has to take a hit.

[BipolarBob]

Howard Stern ranks up there with magic 8 ball and ouiji boards for me.

[Bringbackthedraft]

If America votes in Kerry the "Turncoat" then they deserve what they get.

[GeorgeBerryman]

This goes right up there with 'Topless Bar Owners United Against Bush.'

[Prolifeconservative]

On air yesterday, Stern told The Hill: “I’m both pro-Kerry and anti-Bush............

Or put another way, Stern is Pro-abortion and anti-life!

[Torie]

The guy's audience are over testosteroned lower middle class young males, largely uninterested in politics. He probably can hurt Bush a bit.

[Bonaparte]

"...but intelligent enough to vote for the good candidate."

Right, Howard. Of all the talk shows available, from Hugh Hewitt to Charlie Rose, from Barbara Simpson to Brian Lamb, the really smart listeners/viewers are gonna tune in to a 40-something shock jock who has nothing better to offer than profanity-laced adolescent libido.

[AngieGOP]

"I'm pretty positive that Stern can deliver all the "nude skanky women anal ring toss" votes out there."

I guess a$$holes and Kerry voters have a lot in common.

[Vision Thing]

Stern will suffer a ratings backlash for this stunt. His listeners don't listen to him for political activism. He doesn't understand the motivations of his audience.