A local Richmond resident preps for his band audition as he makes his way to the Mudcave.Despite his plea, "But I personally know the Mudboy!!", Disco Dave would have no part of it and showed him the door!
Posted on 06/11/2004 9:14:18 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Dutch's Home!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim
My pleasure. Thanks.
That's my girl...look forward to the finished product...MUD
"RATS Loathe Liberty!!"
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight...
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves Left's Power?!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATS want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know...
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...
RATS LOATHE Liberty...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATS LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!
Life's not fer Lib'rals...
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you know...
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear the FRee?!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know...
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!
RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATS LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!
FReegards...MUD
MAGGIE MAY
(Rod Stewart / Martin Quittenton)
Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you
It's late September and I really should be back at school
I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used
Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried any more
You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone
You stole my heart and that's what really hurt
The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age
But that don't worry me none in my eyes you're everything
I laughed at all of your jokes my love you didn't need to coax
Oh, Maggie I couldn't have tried any more
You lured me away from home, just to save you from being alone
You stole my soul and that's a pain I can do without
All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand
But you turned into a lover and
mother what a lover, you wore me out
All you did was wreck my bed
and in the morning kick me in the head
Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore
You lured me away from home 'cause you didn't want to be alone
You stole my heart I couldn't leave you if I tried
I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool
Or find myself a rock and roll band that needs a helpin' hand
Oh Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face
You made a first-class fool out of me
But I'm as blind as a fool can be
You stole my heart but I love you anyway
Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face
I'll get on back home one of these days
Pre...MUD
A local Richmond resident preps for his band audition as he makes his way to the Mudcave.good one...Mud taking on a liberal band member..and a whack-job protester to boot!
LOL!
Excellent post---especially the "all federal aid recipients must accept random drug testing". I don't think it'll happen but you got the right idea.
Mud...don't you have a shirt like that?
Kerry goes south for V.P. pick:
Kerry picks Gephardt
Almost two years ago .....Soul Mates: The Meltdown Continues
Tom Daschle calls Dick Gephardt
his "partner and soul mate" in the
afterglow of his mid-week meltdown.
This is too good...
Week of 9-23-2002
We do still need a drummer, though...LOL!!
The MudCave Annex was rockin' in the post-March aftermath...MUD
Type in yer zip code and find a party near YOU!!
MUD
Just received this urgent e-mail...Mark your calenders!!
As you may already know, its a sin for a taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So this saturday at 4pm eastern time, all american woman are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to postion themselves in lawn chairs in front on their house to prove that they are not taliban by demonstrating that its okay to see woman other than thier wife nude, and to show their support for all american woman..
And since the taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-taliban sentiment.
The american government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrrorist activity.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!
Its your patriotic duty to pass this on
LOL...MUD
"all federal aid recipients must accept random drug testing". I don't think it'll happen...
That's what they said about demolishing the Berlin Wall...as soon as random drug testing becomes the acceptable route fer winning the WarOnSomeDrugs, we'll use it as an incentive fer druggies to stay off the public dole.
FReegards...MUD
Whoops ! Scratch that ! :^)Kerry-Edwards is the 'RAT ticket. The two John's !
Kerry announced it this morning at appx. 8:06 Central Time.
Well, here's another candidate but it looks like he prefers a plastic bucket instead of a drum, or maybe he just doesn't know the difference?
And I'm sure the girls here would be dropping by the Mudcave to lend critical support & inspiration.
Whatta exciting ticket THAT promises to be, "Lurch and the Lightweight Ambulance-Chaser!!"
SHEEEESH...gonna be a blowout of Mondale-Ferraro proportions...MUD
Is it a rule somewhere that all drummers gotta look like THAT?!
I might just end up buying myself some drums, reckon the Missuz would mind me practicin' in the MudCave?!
LOL...MUD
Yeah ! :^)
Well if it is they haven't heard of it in Ireland:
Caroline Corr, drummer for The Corrs
eh, safest place you might practice would be your old dorm room out at the University of Virginia.
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