[TC Rider]

I'm sure the number will go up once the AWB lapses and high cap mags become available again.

/sarcasm

[mewzilla]

Guess there'll be a waiting period and backround check to buy rope now. Sigh.

[TC Rider]

What's wrong with these kids?

Not good news for the Brady/VPC crowd.

[VaBthang4]

We must ban ropes!

[bondjamesbond]

Hanging only kills by suffocation if you do it wrong. Stupid kids can't even hang themselves properly.

...(rant on the state of modern education to follow)...

[Servant of the 9]

OK everyone. Better lay in a lifetime supply of rope before an 'Assault Rope Ban' is proposed.

So9

[JennysCool]

No noose is good noose.

[al baby]

I'm sure the number will go up once the AWB lapses and high cap mags become available again

Wow that would be a fast shot to get more than one shot off before the melon explodes

[E. Pluribus Unum]

The article gives the impression that there is an epidemic of hanging suicides among yutes, then we learn in the last sentence that the overall suicide rate among yutes has declined dramatically.

The glass is 90% full, but you must act like it is 10% empty so you can say that IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT.

[11th Earl of Mar]

Close the rope-show loophole!

[Not A Snowbird]

Didn't the liberals realize that making guns harder to get their hands on wouldn't keep the kids from being suicidal? Do they not account for shifts in human behavior when they make these laws?

I'm surprised its not pills, though. Hanging? Ugh!

[Larry Lucido]

Of course, guns are illegal for teens. Wouldn't want to have a criminal record, you know.

[steplock]

for a while it was jumping off buildings, then drugs, the gass from a stove, then guns, now hanging .....

What is next? Just keep watching MTV for the next death fad.

[Constitution Day]

Resume

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

- Dorothy Parker

[TC Rider]

waiting for response from Sarah Brady and the million moms...

waiting...

waiting...

crickets

[najida]

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

Dorothy Parker- Resume'

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

As a very wise man once said when told the number of people killed by guns, "Would it make you feel any better little girl if they were shoved out of windows?"

Someone who wants to off themselves will find a way just as someone who wants to kill another person will find a way. How is that so hard to understand?

[spodefly]

Evil black Assault Rope.

[76834]

At least it is a lot less "messy" that way.
I have always felt that the best way is to stand in the middle of the railroad tracks and stare at the headlights and listen to the horn.

Suicide = Permanent solution of a temporary problem.

[spodefly]

Deadly high capacity Assault Rope.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

More proof that gun control is working. /sarcasm