[Alberta's Child]

The unnamed Clinton staffer also pointed out that Clinton himself has begun making extensive preparations for his own eventual passing but is running into some difficulties.

"We're mad as hell, but we don't know who we're mad at," the source told Drudge, "Why the f#&% can't Bill Clinton speak at his own funeral?"

/sarcasm off/

[Not A Snowbird]

We're mad as hell, but we don't know who we're mad at," the source told Drudge, "Why the f#&% can't Bill Clinton speak at his own funeral?"

And what make you so sure he hasn't already taped his own eulogy? I'd don't think he'd trust it to Hillary!

[Cooter]

Why the f#&% can't Bill Clinton speak at his own funeral?"

He's probably got a videotape already prepared (recorded on 6 hour slp-mode)

[OESY]

You're close to the truth. Clinton needs to bring something to the table if he wants to speak. He should agree in writing in advance that George H. W., George W. and Jeb Bush will be invited to speak at his funeral -- not that they would want to -- since they might be in the company of other speakers such as Al Gore, Hillary, Monica, Fidel, Saddam, and Osama.

Besides if Nancy invited one impeached pedophiliac, the PC crowd would insist she invite them all. Let Willie hand out cigars to his friends in private rather than polluting the atmosphere at the funeral of a revered former president.